Tokyo, Japan wins the right to host the 2020 Summer Olympics

[Jiro]

GOD. FIFA is next year. *dies*

Thank god my boyfriend isn't obsessed with soccer like my ex was.

2020 Summer Olympics? Let's see.. My baby will be 12. Damn. Too young to send her to trials for Gymnastics.

Not if you enter her in the Chinese team

[SuperMillionaire]

there are over one-and-a-half Japanese people living in Brazil
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This statement is definitely true

I meant to say "one and a half million Japanese people living in Brazil."

[Mirage]

It's ok. It's easy to forget about your millions when you are a super millionaire.

[LocoColt04]

I'm bidding to hijack couch space in a friend's apartment for the 2020 Olympics. So far, I'm the leading bid by a few thousand yen.