What are you going to Hell for today?
My cousin, who was adopted from Ethiopia when she was 8-ish, just posted on Facebook that she's a size 5 and plans to get down to a size 1. My first thought was "She's just trying to get in touch with her heritage."
What have you done to ensure your place in Hell today?
Oh, lots of things.
The heat.
I charged my coworker $4 for their lunch. It only cost me $3.99.
This post brought to you by the power of boobs. Dear lord them boobs. Amen
I invited my friend to come to our house for tea without realizing that my husband was inside and not wearing any trousers.
I let a goblin somehow steal a babby from the fortress. I have no idea how, he had to get past traps, guards, and various wildlife who graze out front, not to mention whoever he encountered in the fortress. That gobbo deserved his success. But Armok forgive me.
More or less than usual?Originally Posted by Spuuky
Ohh, tea and a show!
When I left the house, he was wearing trousers! Over the course of our houseguest having tea with me, he slowly assembled himself a toga out of the sheet we use in lieu of a couch throw -_-;;
I'll let the scholars here weigh in, but I did spend most of the day carving idols and placing them before me as I offered my flesh to them in eternal servitude.
Calling in work sick when I wasn't.
I kissed a guy, and I liked it.
To be fair, what kind of man wears pants in his own home? Blech.
Mostly sloth, a little bit of avarice with some envy mixed in.
Lust. Half my staff was half-naked at our Grand Theft Auto launch this evening.
Sloth. I stayed in bed the longest. And I'm going back to bed shortly.
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