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    Oh I'm going to Hell. FIRST. CLASS.

    Suck on that.

    I'm totes planning on feeding my bf some day-old expired chicken. I'm paranoid of it myself, but whatever. It's in the freezer for now so. He's safe until I make my way through the rest of the contents in the fridge.

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    Yesterday when I was at work and getting my client her breakfast, her muffin dropped on the carpet where there was a lot of cat hair. She couldn't see me, and I didn't want to make another muffin...

    She ate the whole thing!
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinx View Post
    Yesterday when I was at work and getting my client her breakfast, her muffin dropped on the carpet where there was a lot of cat hair. She couldn't see me, and I didn't want to make another muffin...

    She ate the whole thing!
    You monster!
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    Thought about burying one of my students under 20 feet of dirt where she can't annoy me.

    "I'm here for you, James. See? I'm real."

    I'm not your Mary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinx View Post
    Yesterday when I was at work and getting my client her breakfast, her muffin dropped on the carpet where there was a lot of cat hair. She couldn't see me, and I didn't want to make another muffin...

    She ate the whole thing!
    Soooo, she likes eating fuzzy muffin?

    (I'm going to hell for ^that)
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    I live with my girlfriend. I wake up full of sin every morning apparently. My grandmother doesn't approve.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Not sure if I did it today, but I generally try to make fun of the handicapped whenever I get the chance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris View Post
    I kissed a guy, and I liked it.
    Only kissed? I am surprised!

    I more than kissed a guy and I loved it. At least the neighbours didn't hear this time.


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    Living in sin, sloth, occasional gluttony.

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    lol when I die, they're bringing Hell to me. Better pray the rumours of my immortality are real.

    I work as a Customer Service Professional. I book my place in Hell daily just by saying "hello"

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    Today I threw away a water bottle without taking the cap off first, thereby reducing the available fresh water for drinking and agriculture.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    I wake up full of sin every morning apparently.
    And then you force that sin onto your girlfriend

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calliope View Post
    When I left the house, he was wearing trousers! Over the course of our houseguest having tea with me, he slowly assembled himself a toga out of the sheet we use in lieu of a couch throw -_-;;
    Was he freeballin'?
    This twenty-year-old boy was distinguished from childhood by strange qualities, a dreamer and an eccentric. A girl fell in love with him, and he went and sold her to a brothel...

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    I'm going to hell today because I watched the Pirates of the Caribbean movies out of order over the last 2 days.
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