Waaay heeeyy blow the man down!
lalalalala
Give me some tiiime to blow the man down!

(Big Bang Theory and the episode where Penny is making those flowers popped into my head XD)

I would get wasted. That's the first order of business.

And then whilst being inebriated, 'cuz I'm evil and mean, I'd make everyone walk the plank ..... And then point and laugh ...

Do I save them? IDK.. It'll depend on my mood.