Hah.
All of you strike me as peasants who have no money. Sorry kids but I'm looking to score me a rich old sugar daddy who is going to have an unfortunate anvil-related accident.
Del Murder is your man.
Is that what they're calling it now?Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Dibs. We can eat steak all day.
I did wonder how a dork like him managed to get a girl like Miriel. I just assumed he was hung like a mammoth. He seems the type. This is not to imply that I fantasise about the size of EoFF member's penises, just to put that on record.
I call BS.
You don't know what you're missing until you've tasted a good sirloin tip.Is that what they're calling it now?Dibs. We can eat steak all day.
They've call it that for a while, I just dropped the tube part.Is that what they're calling it now?Dibs. We can eat steak all day.
Look, I love blowing dudes as much as the next EoFFer, but why would you willingly choose that over a legit steak? Come on now.
The only scrub that Paul has eyes for is me. And failing me, he's implied he'd marry my sister. However, I would never wish that much punishment on a man I hate, let alone Paul.
It's genuinely creepy that you call him your leather daddy, Steve. xD
Last edited by Quindiana Jones; 09-27-2013 at 02:29 PM. Reason: in b4 some response involving sisters
We call it a filter.
Whistleblowers, the lot of you.
Is it creepier that I am the one forcing him to do it? I like to think so, but constructive criticism welcomed.
I thought you were marrying this guy
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