Toilet humor

[Shiny]

For some reason I am really creeped out by that "hehe" you put.

[noxious.sunshine]

Oh snap. That -does- look bad .

I don't drink toilet water. My dog used to. And my cat I had growing up.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

Whenever I go to the bathroom I adjust the seat accordingly for what I have to do. Don't think twice about it. Get on with my day.

In my experience the only time it's ever been an issue is when a female comes out of the bathroom and gives me a death glare and I'm just like what

[Iceglow]

What puzzles me is the fact that obviously so many men cannot aim down a 30cm wide hole. It's a smurfing foot across. Learn to smurfing aim your piss down the hole without getting smurfing everywhere. (can you tell I grew up in a house full of women?)

[I Took the Red Pill]

I was 99% sure that you were a woman.