I just don't understand how this became an issue that is basically a deal breaker for some people. Way to obsess over some of the grossest bodily functions we have. I leave the seat down because it looks nicer and I don't want troutty bacteria floating around in the air, but goddamn it's not that hard to pay attention to what you're doing. If you're seriously too out of it to notice there isn't a seat, then I'd be concerned about you actually making it to the bathroom and not just troutting/pissing all over the floor. Don't you... don't you turn the light on?