I remember when I was on the road

[Donatello]

I was in Williston, North Dakota.

I went to a party after the gig. We closed with "Blister In the Sun" by the Violent Femmes

And at that party, people were drinking blue beer or something from taco bell big giant cups

I danced with a red haired girl who had glasses named sarah

Another girl was critical

I stuck my toungue out at her

She freaked out like I was a cop or something and everyone left

Beeyotch

Johnny "The Kid" Norris, from The World Outside

[Old Manus]

Another girl was critical

I stuck my toungue out at her

That's gross negligence. 25 to life bro.

[Loony BoB]

I was in Edinburgh, Scotland.

I went to my desk after doing an audit. I closed with an email about monitors I'd like to dispose of.

And at that desk, I was browsing EoFF or something with Internet Explorer 8.

I saw a member who was making threads named Donatello

Another member had posted (hi Manus).

I put the ban button on Donatello

He didn't do anything because he couldn't because he got banned

Beeyotch

Daniel "Loony BoB" Towns, from The Country at the Other End of the World.