I was thinking of going outside but it's raining

[Slothy]

I'm British. The choice is either go out in the rain, or be a shut-in hermit.

One of these is the better choice.

Make the right choice, my friend.

Yes but then I can't engage in my country's favourite pastime of moaning about the weather.

I thought it was moaning about everything not just the weather?

I love rain. I jump in puddles and splash and even when I drive, I do a very unsafe thing. When I go through a big puddle I take my hands of the wheel and clap in excitement. I can't help it, it's so much fun and puddles and splashes and weeeeee!

It was nice knowing you Freya. I'm going to miss you.