smurf YEAH IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE USED THEIR TEETH. I would've been biting people to death a long, long time ago. Hit me in the face? Bite to the neck. Try to stab me? Bite to the neck. Hell, when Rick stabbed Shane he should've bitten him for good measure.

I also love how Rick has made peace with his shoulder devil and shoulder angel. He knows when he should be listening to which of them - and Terminus is smuuuuurfed. So smurfed. All of those people, I feel badly for them. Because they're smurfed.

I THEORIZE THAT ONE OF THEM WILL MAKE THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE AND DIE. And then the group will let them turn and unleash them on the people of Terminus. And I WILL BE QUITE PLEASED BECAUSE smurf YOU, TERMINUS smurfERS. Those people are my people now.

I have an unhealthy, visceral reaction to this show.