emigrating from sunny England
emigrating from sunny England
Making a slow come back since 2008
Illegal street racing.
Alpaca prostitution
Refusing my hand in marriage.
This post brought to you by the power of boobs. Dear lord them boobs. Amen
Wanting to marry mullet while wearing a rabbit suit. Also with a mullet.
Mullet hate crimes.
Mullet love crimes.
The ol' unltraviolence.
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Asking and Telling.
Imitating Dark Souls.
For thinking lime is objectively bad.
Butt-sniffing when taking up-skirt photos.
Pretending to be an illegal itinerant worker by using false tan and saying only 'gringo' just to get free rides on the back of a pickup. He doesn't run at all he gets free lifts everywhere through his quasi-racist webs of deceit. he's a filthy lying whore.
Inciting a riot.
In my pants.
Signature by rubah. I think.
for being a bamf!
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