Loony Bob wanted your hair... and he got it.
Loony Bob wanted your hair... and he got it.
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Troll Hunter VI: Revenge of the Trolls
Originally Posted by Fynn
When the troll turned hunter into prey ;o
Ghosteses would die on a ship called S.S. Ghost by a disgruntled sea pirate who's mad that their name is the ships name backwards.
^ Good one!
A pack of... wolfs?
Eh?
He would eats peanut butter obsessively without remembering his needs to breathe so chokes on peanut butter... tasty but slow and horrible.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Assassinated by the Illuminati for knowing too much. Method of death? A chemical compound in a soft drink beverage that would only react if combined with Mercen-X's genetic make-up causing him to spout off about chem-trails and UFOs before frothing at the mouth ala bath salts and then being double tapped by an Illuminati agent undercover as a Police officer.
Attacked by a rabid sheep.
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Death during snu-snu
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died like the dumb blond one in every movie *curious noice* '' John, is that you?''
Voldemort got her and used Avada Kedavra.
Mugged by a gang of preschoolers.
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Maybe he would just die of old age okay
psycho is the bad guy/girl.
he/she dies at the hands of the main character.. and a toothbrush
Shaibana dies by a sniper who's out to kill all members of the newbie party
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