Work stories

[Jessweeee♪]

omg foa at our return desk we had this old guy that came in at least twice a month to return an item he didn't have with him. He came in my first week there and I was about to say the usual "hi what can I do for you today" when my co-worker who was training me was like "sir, are you here to do a return? do you have the item with you?" I was surprised with how blunt she was being so suddenly. And no he has some weirdass story about how "Larry" at the garden department had the shoes he wants to return there with him so he didn't have to bring it to us. We don't have a Larry. Also he doesn't have a receipt but he swears he paid thirty dollars for them. She says "I've told you many times now sir that you need to bring the item here to the counter to do a return." And he's like "okay well I'll go get my shoes from Larry, I'll be right back." I don't see him for two more weeks, when he tries to return a picture frame he doesn't actually have with him. He never has the item with him and he never has the receipt. Also he never really puts up a fight about it. It's always, "I want to return x" "okay let me take a look at it" "I don't have it with me" "I can't refund you then" "but really it's okay because y" "it's actually not okay" "ok bye"

Return desk stories are the best. The best.