A weasel gets in my pants and plays Magic the Gathering.

I forgot to check my privilege!!

People didn't like enough Facebook posts to prevent me from getting cancer.

I live in the US so I will probably get shot at one point or another.

Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?

Han Solo is actually did shot me, but with a snake gun that always fires first.

I refuse to answer this poll.

Teabagged in Halo.

I watched The Room in a small room that had no room to breathe while I tried to roam.