FINAL ROUND.... FIGHT!

Oh yeah, you can give wrestlers a prop to come out with. Pike has her plank, lonny bob has a knife (you should all know why) and Steve has a brick. I gave Dan his broom.


AND THIS IS WHAT IT'S ALL FOR.... wow, that's kind of underwhelming. Someone just dumped it on a troutty random table. Couldn't they have got a podium or something? Or at least bothered to stand it up?


Proto kicks things off with a slam.


And like his match vs Nait, his opponent hits back with a high kick.


Being a wrestler is tiring I guess.


And this is why nobody gives you hugs, Proto.


Proto is coming out on top though. Here he is doing... something... to his head.


However, this one move changed the match. DK hit Proto with a top rope hurricanrana, slamming him down onto his broom for extra damage.


He fought well, but the match was only going one way after that.


Now, what happened next is my favourite. To celebrate, DK climbed the turnbuckle... and then promptly fell right off, landing on his broom for more damage.


Never mind, he goes out of the ring to collect his trophy.


Instead of just reaching to get it, he climbs up on the table to pick it up. Man, we really should have organised a presentation ceremony or something.


He then falls over for no apparent reason, destroying the table.


At least he managed to hold onto his trophy though


Finally... the winner! Standing in the wreckage of the poor table! Good job, I guess?


Apparently feeling guilty, he then puts the table back together.


All fixed! What a nice man. (I had no control over any of this but I died laughing)


Now time for the biggy! Psychotic vs Loony BoB in the hall of Mirrors. Remember that if BoB wins, Psychotic has to return the #eoff title belt, and if Psychotic wins, BoB has to release Quin - Randy "Mulch" Blackburn - from captivity.


Psychotic immediately kicks off the mayhem - look at that panel shatter!


BoB lies in its wreckage. One down...


Psychotic has time to deliver a quick taunt.


BoB uses his opponent's distraction to smash him in the face with a steel chair, sending him through a glass pane - look at those blood drops fly!


BoB continues the assault, his foe lying in a pile of broken glass.


He then picks up Psychotic, who has already taken a lot of damage from the glass.


Psychotic quickly counters by grabbing a handful of glass shards and hurling them in BoB's face.


He then suplexes BoB right into the glass...


...and then scoops him up and dumps him back into it, face first.


BoB's face certainly looks the best for wear now too! Well, I guess having shards of glass thrown in it can do that.


The destruction is made obvious - though every time Psychotic slams BoB, he, too, is ending up in broken glass.


So I'm pretty sure that this sort of thing is how HIV spread.


Even just a punch to BoB's face will now cause blood to fly everywhere. It's not looking good.


However, he has a comeback plan! Remember when I said he always brings his trusty knife to the ring? He just hurled it at Psychotic. Yes, a knife is protruding from my body.


However, as awesome as that was, Psychotic goes one better. He yanks the knife out, swipes it at BoB's face and shatters his glasses.


Psychotic hits his special, the crucifix power bomb!


And look at all the blood that pools as he lands in shards of glass. I have never seen any move make so much blood. Game over.


Wait a minute! It's Quin! Randy "Mulch" Blackburn! He's escaped from whatever foul pie chart related torture BoB has put him through!


He's come to exact revenge on BoB for kidnapping him!


WAIT, WHAT?!


Lonny bob wins, Psychotic is crippled, and Randy "Mulch" Blackburn has Stockholm Syndrome! Good lord!