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Arthur Rees whispering the word "jiggler" softly into your ear
Hell yes i've been waiting for this. I demand Steve vs Arthur in a loser gets abused horrendously in some way match.
Welcome to Quin vs Iceglow in a hardcore last man standing / first blood match. The way the winner is decided is not your typical wrestling 3 count pin, no sir. The winner is the one to either cause his opponent to bleed, or knock him out for a 10 count. Oh, and did I mention the ropes are electrified barbed wire?
Quin rubbing his crotch into Iceglow's face. Honestly, this stuff just writes itself.
Another thing you should all be aware of is who the referee is. That's right, it's the man who suggested this match - DK. It's also who I happen to be controlling.
Quin smashes Steve with a wooden board, and I am delighted to announce the international debut of the photobombing broom, which I held throughout this match. Why is it called the photobombing broom?
Yes. Yes indeed. Incidentally, this is is Steve headfirst in the electrified wires. Did it fry his brain any more than it is fried? I could not tell you.
The poor lad then gets suplexed into the wires. They do say you poo yourself when you get electrocuted...
The fight takes to the floor, and Steve bravely tries to fight off a man with a wooden board using only a fist, as referee DK tickles the back of his head with a broom.
Quin pulls off his special move - and I am not impressed, because it has just knocked me to the floor!
Partially because I feel sorry for Steve and partially because I have just been accosted, I bulldog Quin into the guard rail and wail on him for a while.
However, Quin soon gets back into my good books as he takes Steve to the floor, picks up a brick, and then begins brutally smashing his head in with it. This would actually kill a person. I am slightly impressed, slightly horrified.
Photobombing broom watches on as a scratched up Quin smacks a very scratched up Steve in the mouth with a nightstick.
The action goes back into the ring. To explain this screenshot, Quin, for whatever reason, kept repeatedly running into the ropes and shocking himself. Steve, battered and bruised, stands and watches, and then salutes. I am touched by this.
It is at this point that I have had enough - the match is taking forever and I've got to go to work, damn you both! I begin to pound Quin's face in with a broom.
And then, the amusing happens - Quin gets injured. Bear in mind that Steve has been smashed with wooden boards, bricks, nightsticks. He's been slammed, electrocuted, thrown out of the ring. No injuries. Quin takes two taps from DK with a broom and now has an injury.
Oh well, better beat them both for good measure. One of them is bound to bleed sooner or later or get knocked out.
Kneel! Kneel before Zod!
Oh yeah, wait, I'm the referee. I declare Quin, lying on the floor in agony, to be the winner. Iceglow will now be the only wrestler in history to lose to an injured opponent.
How will General Chat cope now with Quin joining Red Pill and Aulayna on the evergrowing injury list? Will this spate of injuries see a shift away from the extreme weapon-based style which can be so punishing to a wrestler's body?
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Aulayna
Originally Posted by
Psychotic
Oh, and a bonus point for whoever figures out what the promotion logos are based on.
The forum skins?
Yes indeed! For this, you have won... a title shot! Aulayna (when she has healed, of course!) will square off against Mister Adequate for the General Chat title at the next PPV... details of which will be revealed very, very soon...
Come along dickbutts, vote! Raistlin or Shorty! PM me!