Oh, Quinny boy
Originally Posted by Fynn
Yes.
But... what does he look like? Hmm. And then I took inspiration from another favourite.
And here he is, in wrestling form. Oh yes. That skin cancer inducing tan. That deliciously spiked hair. The pink tights. Let's do this!
This, ladies and gentlemen, is none other than Cid, the founder of this website.
He's not a particularly cheery kind of fellow though, is he?
iamagod cares not what you say, old man! Give me any opponent! Any at all! I'll sma-
And before I know what's what, I am face down at the feet of charliepanayi, having had my head smashed in. What is going on?!
Momentum soon swings my way though. After all, iamagod.
Oh yeah, take that! Check out the facial expressions. Also anyone who has ever been to the football thread will probably find it hilarious that the game is having me fight panayi.
Let's just say this is what usually happens in that thread and leave it at that.
I have him outside of the ring and deliver the spectactular shooting star press from the top of the turnbuckle!
...which hilariously misses. And then, as panayi gets up, Cid jumps down and hits him with a double axe-handle. That's right - the ref is fighting for me! Even Cid knows how glorious I am.
After that, it is inevitable really. Everyone get into a big man pile and START HUGGING!
Never in doubt.
Wrestling Review is one of the two newspapers. I've naturally named one the EoFF Post. Any suggestions on what to rename this are welcomed!
Cid calls me into the office and for some reason doesn't like my sense of fashion.
I do what I want. You have problem?
BREAKING NEWS: Man discovers how to gesture in 11 new ways! Wow, the EoFF Post sure has gotten worse since Marick left. ...actually, on reflection, this is probably an improvement.
Now this is the kind of news we want to see! He's probably trying to whip himself into shape after Miley rejected him.
Next up, a tag battle against charliepanayi's team! He has a team? Arsenal?
Oh god, we need a friend. Who should I approach to be our new bud?
ahahahaha oh my sweet lord that's who iamagod is A+++
Loco for the new friend!
Rantz's character model should be ten feet tall.
Fighting talk there, but you can't smell what this rock is cooking. Quina's kitchen is salivating at this can of whoop ass that's about to be opened. THE GAME, IS COMING.
(also regarding the tag-team, my partner would be Psychotic - or, if it was a couples v couples tag team then let's stoke the furnace a bit - Loony BoB and smittenkitten VS The Shaunas)
I nominate Vincent Thunder God
YES
Shorty sucker punched me in the mouth one time, I demand vengeance!
It wasn't a sucker punch if it was provoked! You deserved what you got
It's what I do.
ALSO WHY IS THE_BEST_NOOB IN THE GROUP LIST TWICE WHY ARE THERE TWO IS IT SOME MAGICAL TWIN POWER
IS THE WONDER TWIN POWER ACTIVATING
FORM OF SOMETHING AWESOME AND FORM OF SOMETHING WET?!???!
Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight
OOh i'm in the GC crew. Awesome.
It wasn't a sucker punch if it was provoked! You deserved what you got
To kick us off, we have some tag action from the Lounge. Shorty and Raistlin's big feud will be settled at the next pay-per-view, but for Shorty has teamed up with Jiro while Raistlin is paired with Shlup as they go head-to-head.
With passions running high, the match begins with a furious brawl.
Hot girl on girl action, and hot boy on old man action!
Raistlin uses the world famous "Make you smell my armpit" attack.
Shorty and Jiro counter with the equally famous "Repeatedly stomp on Raistlin's head" attack.
Shorty sure does love squeezing the other girl's heads between her thighs, doesn't she? (See OP!) That's her finisher.
Shlup knows when she is bested and tags Raistlin in.
Shorty also quickly tags Jiro in, and the two of them combine to send Raistlin through the air with all the grace of a ballerina.
Don't worry folks, his nasty bump back to earth will be cushioned by a nice, soft and squishy face.
Speaking of his nice, soft and squishy face, it appears to have been inserted into Jiro's anus. Yes. Yes indeed.
Legal? It bloody well shouldn't be.
Raistlin seems to genuinely enjoy being slammed by Jiro. "Hi mom! I'm on TV! ...wearing a bikini and oh yes, I've just had my head inside another man's butt!"
Raistlin also seems to enjoy having Jiro lie on him, and Shlup cannot get across in time to save the match.
Shorty is too busy celebrating their victory over her hated rival to notice Shlup has just kicked Jiro in the face.
Raistlin will be hungry for revenge when they meet for his title at the next Pay-Per-View!
Speaking of meeting for a title, Pantz defends the #eoff title against Agent Proto.
The champion starts off well, delivering a crushing slam to the challenger.
However, Proto fights back hard, knocking Pantz out of the ring and launching him off the guard railing.
Cool screenshot, huh?As an aside, I really love Proto's outfit. It's brilliant.
Wait a minute... why has aappeared on the big screen? Who is this making his way to the ring?!
It's Psychotic! But he's the General Chat manager! Look out Proto and Pantz, he's seized the #eoff title belt!
The two notice him all too late, and struggle in vain to get the belt back. Unfortunately they are no match after having fought a gruelling encounter.
Psychotic beats them both with the belt, leaving them both battered and bruised.
He then walks out of the ring, still carrying the belt!
"Loony BoB, this one's for you. Very kind of you to offer a tag match as a "fair" way of resolving things. Know this - General Chat collects on it's god damn debts. I'm taking this belt as payment for the insult of you attacking Aulayna. Your wrestlers clearly find your own federation boring if they have to resort to appearing on my show.
Oh, I accept your challenge. A team representing General Chat will gladly destroy whatever pathetic excuses for wrestlers #eoff can offer up... at LUCKY PUMPKINS!
LUCKY PUMPKINS
HALLOWEEN 2013
I can't even begin to handle how magical this whole thing is. I just... you bring a tear to my eye. Paul swing by my place sometime and I'll take you out for dinner. You know, cloth napkins, some wine, a little romance.
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