Oh, I wasn't aware that Psychotic is a gigantic dick in EWF as well as real life. Silly me. >=|
Wait, how much control do you have over all this stuff? Making yourself go in and beat up two men? Ego-stroker!
KentaRawr! gets my vote for iamagod's buddy on the basis of him helping me learn the ropes when I ventured into FFXI a little more than cluelessly.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Oh god, is this actually happening? I think this is actually happening.
Mrs and Mrs Shauna, too scared to fight fair, are you? Well, in that case we won't have a fair fight. I'll take you both on like Titus Pullo; by myself. And you know what happens when poor fools try to swarm Titus Pullo?
(SPOILER)They eventually win.
Ego? In professional wrestling? Well I never
Yes a wrestler with a weapon can take out two wrestlers who have been in a long and gruelling fight. It's a wrestling storyline. One week you win, the next you lose. Relax.
And pick your team for Lucky Pumpkins!
We can take any of you on - any time, any where. :3
Beautiful.
Originally Posted by Fynn
I hope your mothers can play the bagpipes, because you're already dead.
If their parents can play bagpipes my money is on you not getting within 50 feet of either of them because you'll be too scared some relative might be nearby with some bagpipes on hand. Ya wee Jessy.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
This is the greatest thread in all history.
Well okay let's see how this goes.
YOU DICK, LOCO!No need to be such an asshole! ...why are you holding your stomach? Did you eat some bad seafood which made you cranky?
Oh well, off to the tag team match. And it turns out charliepanayi is not my foe... but my partner? And we're fighting Cid? ...who the hell is that? It's maybee apparently.
iamagod begins the fight with his patented "Beat them in the face with this bottle" move.
Wait a minute... the referee... is that... no... no it can't be... Raistlin?!
Cid then begins to hammer me into the dust. He tosses poor iamagod right out of the ring, leaving him lying there for a good minute.
This is bad. iamagod and charliepanayi are both weakened from the last fight - they are both utter bums and so have poor recovery. Cid and maybee have full stamina, and Cid being, well, Cid, has much higher stats. There is no way I can win this fight, and if I try, Cid will pound me even worse and my stamina will be shot for the next fight too. I need to take decisive action. TIME TO GET DISQUALIFIED!
By twatting Raistlin in the face repeatedly with a fire extinguisher! ...this does not get me disqualified. Okay, plan B!
Grab a TV, smash Cid in the face, everyone wins! ...oh look, it's the Colbert Report.
Unfortunately, comedy and disaster strikes. As I am carrying this big heavy object into the ring, maybee drops me face first into the canvas... and the television, destroying both it and iamagod.
Oh dear. Humiliation in the ruins of a broken television.
Alright, alright, rub it in
Oh you don't? Well you could've fooled me, given that you insisted on fighting me and panayi when we were at half strength.
Oh. Uh. Well. Given that Cid in this universe is likely a multimillionaire promotion owner, asking for $400 seems kind of silly.
Whatever though, iamagod makes his own luck! Let's do this thing!
What's in the news today, I wonder...? Looks like some interesting articles there. (I found out how to mod those too)
Suddenly, I am called to a meeting in Cid's office... again? Really? But instead of Cid, it is Psychotic, and his enforcer, DK! And what a very interesting offer.
Oh ho... you mean that same match with the ref I just bribed? Ho ho ho ho. Very interesting.
Last Man Standing Match, you say? Very interesting indeed...
LUCKY PUMPKINS
HALLOWEEN 2013
IAMAGOD vs MAYBEE
Last Man Standing Match
RAISTLIN vs SHORTY
Singles Match, The Lounge World Championship at stake
MISTER ADEQUATE vs AULAYNA
Cage Match, General Chat World Championship at stake
GENERAL CHAT TEAM vs #EOFF TEAM
Tag Team Match
TRICK OR TREAT...?
Dude the Steve headline is incredible. These are consistently the best threads every time you do them.
Is there not a curly fro-mess hair option? You've done Loco's glorious tresses a great disservice, sir.
I will grind your stupid Raistlin face into the dust, Raistlin. And then I will do a jig on your corpse and laugh.
I swear to god, that advert, I died horrendously.
also what the living trout kind of dire outfit am I wearing in that office xD full on 90's pro wrestler skintight jeans.
MY GAWD! iamgod's foot just went through the face of Cid!
AGREED, this must be why I declined the offer so rudely. Someone muffed up my hair.
Oh, right, that. Yeah, I'm allergic to seafood, so maybe that's the REAL reason I was so cranky.
Well okay let's see how this goes.
YOU DICK, LOCO!
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