Lucky Pumpkins kicks off with a very friendly greeting from maybee. You may recall that a contract with General Chat is on the line.
Now, I've been thinking. Why on earth does General Chat want me? I've fought in two matches, one of them was a win by the narrowest of margins, and in the other I ended up tripping over into a television and being utterly humiliated.
...wait a minute.
General Chat love all that weapon violence stuff. Maybe they're really impressed by my ability to take a television to the face! They want me to job to everyone and be that guy who takes heavy blows and concussions! Hurray! Well, if it's weapon violence they want, weapon violence they shall have!
Whoa whoa whoa no need to drop the a-bomb! Someone sounds a bit clingy though if you ask me.
You tell 'em, lad.
TRADEMARK BOTTLE RUSH.
This image sums up how the rest of the fight went.
I repeatedly smashed her skull in with a chair. Oh, and the ref's too. The ref, by the way, the one that Cid promised to arrange to be on my side? Yeah... the ref is Cid himself. Awkward.
After about 16 or so sickening crunches following a steel chair being slammed into her head, maybee stops moving... apart from the odd twitch. Honestly, it wasn't even a match, it was just a brutal beating.
You're god damn right. Revenge is sweet... but was it enough to impress Psychotic?
Meanwhile, Shorty takes on Raistlin for the Lounge title. Remember, this is the one where you all voted for the winner!
Raistlin gives Shorty a traditional lawyer's greeting.
However, she then catches his foot. I wouldn't touch that thing myself but hey ho.
And she gives him the old heave ho!
Shorty goes for a surprisingly early pin attempt but only gets a 2-count.
And now it's time for the Raistlin Being Creepy Show.
That face.
Seriously.
Raistlin, seizing momentum, delivers his special move to Shorty, knocking out the ref too!
Instead of going for the pin, however, the idiot ran around taunting and Shorty snuck up behind him and choked him. Still, looks like he's enjoying that too.
This, not so much.
However, this does not deter him. The stadium isn't impressed, but Raistlin's going flying!
And like an idiot, he totally misses, hurting himself in the process.
Shorty then dumps him out of the ring and goes flying down onto him herself!
She sort of collides with him, but mostly ends up destroying that barrier. Will this mean a win for Shorty?
Nah.
Yes, Raistlin is doing a Hulk Hogan celebration with the belt. Don't blame me, you voted for him!
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Originally Posted by Fynn
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