Here's Laddy, Inter Champion of the Lounge! Seriously kids, all you need to do to appear in this thing is post in the thread!



His opponent... a mystery man in a mask and a... General Archive shirt?!



Whoever the man is, he makes short work of poor Laddy.


Boobs + Air = prize winning photograph.


Poor old Laddy didn't stand a chance.



The mystery man has put on an impressive technical display... but who is he, and what does he want?




Meanwhile in #eoff we have what appears to be a threesome. Saucy! Denmark and Jinx take on the Scottish Shaunas.


Mr. Shauna begins by plunging his hands right inside of Jinx's most famous assets.


She responds by using her other assets - DEM GUNS - to toss him with just one arm.


Oh, and as you may have seen from the OP. She loves taunting. I have seen no wrestler save one other burst into random taunts as much as she does.


2 vs 1 and she's still a-tauntin'.


Oh yeah, here's the other tauntaholic. I like to call this the "Reverse Colbert".


"Look at this lassie's arse! Classy bird."


Jinx finds an... axe... from somewhere. Damn, this trout just escalated.


Referee Araciel is looking the other way as she plunges it right into poor old Mr Shauna's groin. That's gotta hurt!


Here's the Shauna and Denmark show. Shauna socks him good...


...so he goes flying at her like a lunatic...


...naturally she does her favourite taunt...


...which Denmark of course interrupts...


...and Shauna responds by dumping him onto the ground, hard.


Aww, look at how happy he is to be slammed. :3


Oh. Oops. Looks like the Scots claim the victory this time!







Pike reveals the reason why she left Huxley - he's a plastic paddy. Always faking being Irish just to get laid on St. Paddy's day.


Well, much to Huxley's chagrin, she has found herself a real Irishman, Cuchulainn, and is in his corner as the two face off in a table match!


Pike watches as her old man chokes her new one.


Unfortunately for the old one, he has just been launched out of the ring.


The two then proceed to double team the hell out of him.


Steve, of course, enjoys watching them drop Huxley so that his head smacks off the railings.


Cuch taunts Adequate as Pike launches him through a table. "Ye wee smurfin ballbag sausage sandwich scrote!", or some other such unintelligible gibberish.


Moment of impact! Damn!


However, Huxley strikes back, launching Cuch off the turnbuckle.


I don't even remember how this situation occurred but suffice it to say, MILF is kicking ass.


Pike is left for dead on the wrong side of the railings as the jilted lover takes his revenge.


And he claims his victory in the Battle of Belfast! I suspect this feud may not end anytime soon though!