Yes, *~*Celes*~* I can indeed believe it. That is generally what wrestlers do. Wrestle each other.


Oh, we're friends. That's good. It's good to have friends. I guess her telling me to go off script - THE DEFINING MOMENT IN MY CAREER as she called it - makes us friends? Incidentally, not even Psychotic gave a smurf about it.


Heh, best man. I see what you did there, iamagod.


I'm glad we're friends, ~*~Celes~*~



We're such good friends I even briefly asked the referee to check if you were okay...


...before slamming you into the announce table some more.


Yep. Ours is truly a lasting and beautiful friendship.


Is it me or is iamagod getting a reputation for being a serial woman beater? Look at her smurfing face.


Well maybe if you stopped putting people in crazy ass hardcore flaming table barbed wire matches of doom, you wouldn't have this problem. Just sayin'.


Why does everyone think $100 is such good money? smurf me.

Well alright let's see what happens, I'm in pretty good shape after my good friend didn't really offer much in anything outside of bleeding profusely.


WOMEN CAN'T REFEREE


Oooh, intense. And, as it happens, yes, yes I am!


My match is against Levian. I think of what a pity it will be to have to punch his handsome face. I land several punches on him, he lands one slam. Just one.


And of course he immediately goes for the pin and that bitch Nikki smurfing screws me. A loss after 57 seconds. Poor iamagod is a laughing stock... AGAIN!


Time to smurfing settle this trout once and fo... what? What are you standing in? Is that a road block, or....? What?


TALENT!


Joke for BoB and Dan: You'll neeeeeeever waaaaaaalk aaaaaagaaaaaaain.


Oh, I hope you weren't attached to that road block thing Nikki. Personally I think putting your face through it has improved both your face and the roadblock!


This is a submission match... and since Psychotic changed my gimmick, I have no smurfing submission moves. This broken game. Oh well, I'll just do... whatever the smurf I just did to her. That looks... wrong.


Is it me, or is she smiling? She is enjoying being pummeled.


She enjoys iamagod wielding a meat cleaver a lot less. As soon as he picks it up, she takes off running over the barriers!


You can run on for a long time, run on for a long time. Sooner or later iamagod'll cut you down.

Yes. Yes this is wrestling and yes I did just slash her with a meat cleaver.

Yep, she doesn't... look so good.


And that's the truth, kids. When you fight with knives, nobody wins. Oh yeah, that's the end of my Nikki feud.


Oh, nothing to report. Okay!