Isn't the Shoeless Hobo a girl?
Isn't the Shoeless Hobo a girl?
highlight for me is Phil pulling a JT xD if i was you i'd be tempted to strip the belts from jinxmark and award them to him just for that.
Proto fights Nait in the semi-final. A real clash of styles, with Proto hitting hard with his powerful slams...
...being countered by Nait's speedy and acrobatic attacks.
However, watched by a sea of Happy Protos, the real Proto's brute strength starts to take its toll on Lord Michnaid.
And he seems to be getting a reputation as a submission artist, making Nait tap. AGENT PROT! I screenshotted before the "O WINS" could appear. Yes, letter-by-letter text. Very 1998 My First Web Site.
Proto moves onto the final, where he will meet the winner of...
DK vs Spuuky!
Spuuky quickly learns that DK is a much more serious opponent than nik0tine, in that he is prepared to do more than just repeatedly try to punch him.
Spuuky rises to the challenge though! Or he makes DK rise through the air at any rate.
The pivotal moment in the match happens when DK launches a powerful flying kick against Spuuky...
...sending him flying over the top rope and down onto the hard ground below.
DK is quick to capitalise, rushing out and landing a powerbomb onto the concrete.
As if to prove a point to Proto, DK also makes his opponent tap out.
DK will now face Agent Proto in the Screen Name Tournament Final, and we still have the Hall of Mirrors Match between Psychotic and Loony BoB to come
WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN - DK OR PROTO?
Proto's on a good roll but I have to go with DK for this one.
It's most likely DK with the stunts he's been pulling off in the past.
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
DK, for sure!
Originally Posted by Fynn
DK to win easily, methinks he's too good for the pr00tinator. Also, have to say, love the characters for The Man and Peegee.
Dreading my match, in all honesty, because it's Psy playing this game.But can't help but be intrigued at the same time. Oh, internet.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
I believe in you Jeff, with that outfit you're wearing I might just lay down for you anyway.
I'm kind of offended that my representative did not use the Sharpshooter to make that point, considering the outfit he's wearing.
Is the guy in pink a member of the Hart Foundation?
FINAL ROUND.... FIGHT!
Oh yeah, you can give wrestlers a prop to come out with. Pike has her plank, lonny bob has a knife (you should all know why) and Steve has a brick. I gave Dan his broom.
AND THIS IS WHAT IT'S ALL FOR.... wow, that's kind of underwhelming. Someone just dumped it on a troutty random table. Couldn't they have got a podium or something? Or at least bothered to stand it up?
Proto kicks things off with a slam.
And like his match vs Nait, his opponent hits back with a high kick.
Being a wrestler is tiring I guess.
And this is why nobody gives you hugs, Proto.
Proto is coming out on top though. Here he is doing... something... to his head.
However, this one move changed the match. DK hit Proto with a top rope hurricanrana, slamming him down onto his broom for extra damage.
He fought well, but the match was only going one way after that.
Now, what happened next is my favourite. To celebrate, DK climbed the turnbuckle... and then promptly fell right off, landing on his broom for more damage.
Never mind, he goes out of the ring to collect his trophy.
Instead of just reaching to get it, he climbs up on the table to pick it up. Man, we really should have organised a presentation ceremony or something.
He then falls over for no apparent reason, destroying the table.
At least he managed to hold onto his trophy though
Finally... the winner! Standing in the wreckage of the poor table! Good job, I guess?
Apparently feeling guilty, he then puts the table back together.
All fixed! What a nice man.(I had no control over any of this but I died laughing)
Now time for the biggy! Psychotic vs Loony BoB in the hall of Mirrors. Remember that if BoB wins, Psychotic has to return the #eoff title belt, and if Psychotic wins, BoB has to release Quin - Randy "Mulch" Blackburn - from captivity.
Psychotic immediately kicks off the mayhem - look at that panel shatter!
BoB lies in its wreckage. One down...
Psychotic has time to deliver a quick
BoB uses his opponent's distraction to smash him in the face with a steel chair, sending him through a glass pane - look at those blood drops fly!
BoB continues the assault, his foe lying in a pile of broken glass.
He then picks up Psychotic, who has already taken a lot of damage from the glass.
Psychotic quickly counters by grabbing a handful of glass shards and hurling them in BoB's face.
He then suplexes BoB right into the glass...
...and then scoops him up and dumps him back into it, face first.
BoB's face certainly looks the best for wear now too! Well, I guess having shards of glass thrown in it can do that.
The destruction is made obvious - though every time Psychotic slams BoB, he, too, is ending up in broken glass.
So I'm pretty sure that this sort of thing is how HIV spread.
Even just a punch to BoB's face will now cause blood to fly everywhere. It's not looking good.
However, he has a comeback plan! Remember when I said he always brings his trusty knife to the ring? He just hurled it at Psychotic. Yes, a knife is protruding from my body.
However, as awesome as that was, Psychotic goes one better. He yanks the knife out, swipes it at BoB's face and shatters his glasses.
Psychotic hits his special, the crucifix power bomb!
And look at all the blood that pools as he lands in shards of glass. I have never seen any move make so much blood. Game over.
Wait a minute! It's Quin! Randy "Mulch" Blackburn! He's escaped from whatever foul pie chart related torture BoB has put him through!
He's come to exact revenge on BoB for kidnapping him!
WAIT, WHAT?!
Lonny bob wins, Psychotic is crippled, and Randy "Mulch" Blackburn has Stockholm Syndrome! Good lord!
How dare Mulchy do that :frust:
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This is more exciting than Lost. WHO CAN WE TRUST?!
We can trust DK to fix up a broken table.
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
This is the greatest thing anyone's ever done here. I'm saying this as someone who has no idea why he likes it so much. I think it's their stupid little faces & the fact my brain is attaching the forum personalities to the aforementioned stupid little faces. They make my day they really do.
streme Wheelie
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Quin you smurf
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