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 You may recall we left iamagod's career with a little bit of a cliffhanger before the Screen Name Tournament. Joel and General Archive had invaded! And his pompadour sporting pal? Spaceman Spiff. Oh yes.
 
  
 iamagod beats these men with a rage that he never knew was there... does he know them from another life, I wonder...?
 
  
 Wait, SHADOW RUNNERS? Stop calling me that god damnit!
 
  
 Oh hey, it's manager Psychotic*! He'll be so pleased I stopped the General Archive invasion!
 
 
 *I know he has just suffered a brutal injury! Oh god pretend it's his twin or something! Technically all of this happened long before the SNT!
 
  
 Oh. That's really hurtful That's really hurtful 
 
  
 Jesus christ, out of a job? I just saved your stupid promotion!
 
  
 Ugh, better get to it. At least Cim and his stupid outfit are encouraging.
 
  
 I wish I could've made a gif of this. He did the stupidest runny jig thing I've ever seen.
 
  
 Well gee maybe you shouldn't work out while wearing jeans you tit. Also, look, someone's got to say something. That bulge. There, I said it.
 
  
 The bromance is finally over.
 
  
 It seems TrollHunter has a new tag partner in the form of nik0tine, and it also seems that they are TREMENDOUS.
 
  
 Whoa whoa whoa. Retarded? We may be about to beat the snot out of each other, but sir, that is no need to resort to politically incorrect language. 
 
  
 Anyway, this is Shadow Runners' (I still can't bring myself to say that name) first defence of the tag team titles. And it's in a hotwire match.
 
  
 I spent the first half of this match having the trout beat out of me by the  referee. I wasn't the LEGAL!!! person you see, and so the ref kept trying to get me out of the ring and kept trying to throw me out, causing me to get burned and bounce off. I was trapped in this cycle for some time. EXPERT PROGRAMMING SIR.
 
  
 Finally I get into the match with my steel pipe... and thanks to the ref I'm already not in great condition. Thanks, dick.
 
  
 Oh, and before I can do anything with it, the ref snatches the pipe off me and knocks me down with it. What the smurf 
 
  
 nik0tine takes full advantage and whoops poor iamagod's ass.
 
  
 iamagod manages to get a brief hold of the pipe and tries to cave in nik0tine's skull in a brave last stand.
 
  
 Too little too late though.
 
  
 God damnit, my belt.
 
 You know what? smurf this trout. smurf General Chat and its bulltrout and godawful refs. I'm not going to get my agility up. Fire me. I'm going to see out the end of the month and then iamagod is out.
 
  
 I feel somewhat betrayed. 
 
  
 Oh wait, here's Lev now... telling me to become a bad boy.
 
  
 Join... Chuckle Nation? Ahhh! 
 
  
 Hell yes. iamagod was originally a heel, I think Psychotic converted him to a face when he changed his outfit and now I'm back on the wild side.
 
  
 IMMEDIATELY after, ~*Celes~*~ corners me and tells me to stop being a heel all the time and to become a face xD This smurfing game. Seriously now. I told her to sod off. 
 
  
 What the smurf is nik0tine on about? You sodding won mate, look at that belt! Oh, and that handsome eyepatched man behind him? You better believe that is Psychotic's sexy referee outfit 
 
  
 Anyway, despite Levian beating TrollHunter with a flaming briefcase...
 
  
 ...and some high-flying action...
 
  
 ...the new badass team of Levian and iamagod gets their asses kicked. Ah well.
 
  
 One last match in General Chat. See if you can figure out how it ended. I give absolutely no smurfs anymore.
 
  
  
 
 Well, I don't care anymore. Goodbye General Chat and good riddance!
 
 And as for you, Psychotic, I wish you the very best of luck in your Hall of Mirrors Match and I really hope nobody called Mulch runs in and beats you with a chair, you dick.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
	
	
	
	
	
	
	
	
	
	
	
	
		
		
			
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