
Hypoallergenic Chie vs ToriJ for the right to fight in The Lounge! ...HC brought a sword.

I think this is one of my favourite rings - the two fellows of course have to escape the cage to win. Right now they're uh... becoming more acquainted.

OH GOD NO IT'S LIKE AERIS DYING ALL OVER AGAIN, I'M HAVING FLASHBACKS

"What are you doing son? Are... are you trying to climb out? Come on."

Sliced right off the cage!

HC kicks the sword out of his hand, although it looks like ToriJ's face has seen better days.

And it can only get better now that HC is smashing it in with a piece of the cage.

...Jesus Christ, this is worse than the god damn Hall of Mirrors match. What the hell happened to his face?

ToriJ does his best to fight back, socking HC in the face.

He then lands a kick in HC's gut, causing him to spit up blood.

Then, this happened. I really don't know what the smurf. I thought maybe HC had done a poison mist attack perhaps? But I think ToriJ just vomited on him instead? I've never seen this happen before.

His face goes bright god damn green too. He looks like a smurfing zombie.

Still, being a puker/zombie isn't holding him back!

HC slashes him with the sword again. Not only does his face stop being green, it actually looks a damn sight better than it did before. No, I still do not know what the smurf.

HC takes advantage to make a bid for freedom.

Tori finishes with a futile drop kick attempt but he's kinda on the wrong side of the cag

And HC claims the victory and the place in The Lounge!

Now who do you think this fine fella is?

Any guesses? He's clearly one creepy dude...!

That's right! Award Guy's the ref!

Proto kicks it off with a powerful slam on Quin.

Quin, who seems to have the same pants as HC (and indeed Nait) uses everyone's typical strategy against Proto, high jump kicks. I don't know what it is about Proto that makes people want to to this, but it never works.

Yes, you stay there and think about what you've done, Randy "Mulch" Blackburn.

Bye Quin!

Well at least he had a soft landing.

Proto puts the hold on Mulch, and it looks like the title is only heading one way.

And that's all she wrote.

Proto goes out to celebrate with the uh... crowd. Oh yeah. I hate the crowd in this game so I deleted them. In case you hadn't realised that by now

As he does this, Quin sprints off with a briefcase down the tunnel xD I have no idea why, but I loved it.

Proto, apparently inspired by DK in his Screen Name Tournament final defeat...

...puts himself through the announce table....

...and smurfs up his face in the process. Oh well, nice belt!