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[Psychotic]

BEST MAFIA PLAYER


This is one for Arthur Rees whispering the word "jiggler" softly into your ear, who requested seeing Psychotic and DK in action as we've not yet seen Chuckle Nation fight. This is Chuckle Nation vs Roto13 and KaiserDragon. In a broom fight. Yes. Lots of brooms. BECAUSE.


This match is in honour of the mafia game that made Roto13 ragequit EoFF forever. No word of a lie, he lost at mafia and was so pissed off he left the forums for good.


KaiserDragon, seen here pummeling poor old Psychotic, also was famously defeated in the 9 out of 10 incident in the same mafia game.

Oh, and Dan's doing a nice Hurricanrana I guess.


I love a good dropkick, even when it is on me!


KaiserDragon takes a...stick...? to the face.


Dan foolishly gets in the way of the stick swing and is the first person to bleed in this match. Possibly the only one, now that I think about it.


SERIOUSLY GET OUT OF THE WAY


Things aren't going particularly well for Chuckle Nation...


Until they come up with the genius idea to pick up KaiserDragon and use him as a weapon, launching him headfirst into Roto13, wiping them both out.


It's only one way traffic from that point.


The and the Cup!

BEST NEWBIE


BoB's idea of a tag match that goes to a singles match was intriguing to me. Sadly iamagod as we know him does not exist in this universe so ToriJ has stepped up to fight again, teaming up with LocoColt04 to take on HasteInTime and noxious.sunshine.


Oh, and we have not one but two special guest referees! I wanted everyone who posted in the thread to appear in some way, so here we finally have Endless and Værn.


While the match is going on I hear a crash and a bzzting sound. Wondering wtf, I looked outside and... Værn just crashed through a table and a TV. See, this is why you haven't appeared up until now you sodding attention whore!


LocoColt, while a very patriotic man, is unafraid to smash a lady in the face.


Her tag partner grabs a bottle of beer from the outside while this is going on. Such a kind man, that HasteInTime.


noxy is dumped outside. What a smurfing mess it is. Seriously. Who left all that crap just lying around?


I sadly couldn't get a screenshot as this happened right after I took the last one but HIT's beer bottle exploded in the right... wasting Værn again.


AMERICA! smurf YEAH!


Look Tori I know you had a tiring cage match but stop sleeping underneath ladders. It's bad luck!


He wakes up just in time to see HasteInTime come blasting down from the turnbuckle onto his face.


Well see that's what happens when you play silly buggers, boys.


Poor old ToriJ.


It just isn't his night. Also HasteInTime is a full on Luchadore, I love it.


HasteInTime picks up the win...


And now he must face his partner noxious.sunshine as Steve looks on in approval.


Awww look at that she's hugging him.


And he then just goes and has to take things too far.


Okay, really you guys.


And that's more like it!


And then a fun glitch. Whenever noxy stepped outside the ring, both Endless and Værn would flip their trout and start beating the smurf out of her.


Seriously I have no idea what the smurf. Whenever she left the ring they'd just go absolutely berserk, and then go back to normal when she got back in the ring.


HasteInTime is happy to take advantage though!


The referees aren't done though. Endless has somehow acquired a stick of TNT and just punched HasteInTime wit...h... it... oh... oh dear...


Welp.


noxy's quite happy to take advantage!

MOST LIKELY TO GET BANNED


This is in response to Shorty's request to see Staff vs Filthy Rebels. So we have Shorty, Del Murder and Mister Adequate fighting Jiro's Secret Club consisting of himself, Calliope and Jinx.

Oh and it's a thumbtack match so there's thumbtacks everywhere. They come in little bags, which is what the grey/brown things lying around everywhere are. Yeah, I dunno.

In addition, it's also a hair vs hair match. So the losers have their heads shaved!


As you might expect, carnage ensues.


And being slammed onto thumbtacks, as Calliope just found out, is not particularly pleasant!


The long awaited Jinx v Shorty showdown is about to begin!


Jinx runs out the winner!


And a random explosion for no apparent reason that I can fathom. I've just given up trying to explain half the trout that happens in this game.


The match ends up breaking down into Boys vs Girls... and the boys are beating the smurf out of the girls. Quick, someone make a thread in Eyes on Each Other about how my wrestling thread is sexist

OOOH EDGY AND CONTROVERSIAL THAT'S ME

Actually my wrestling is very progressive in that women fight on an equal footing to men and aren't just there for eye candy! Although... quite how any of the deformed mutant female models would count as eye candy anyway I don't know.


Mister Adequate scores the pin on Calliope!


Staff win! And the rebels are shamed and shaved! Lookit their cute little shaved heads


I don't know why they climbed up the turnbuckles to look at Mister Adequate but they did.

STAFF HIGHWIND


Our main event at the Ciddies will be a Sixteen wrestler Royal Rumble match to determine who the best staffer is!

Coming soon...

[Jinx]

I think our rebel group should be called the Wolverines.

[Psychotic]

More like the naked mole rats.

[Madame Adequate]

I remain undefeated.

Pauw what stats did you even give me? xD

[Shorty]

Take that, rebel scum! /smug

[Jinx]

[Psychotic]

Any predictions as to who will win the staff Royal Rumble? I've done the thing, and I know who wins, I just need to jpg and upload the screenshots.

[Ayen]

I wouldn't bet against the guy with a hat. Never know when you're going to get Kung Lao'd.

[Jiro]

Seems like Mister Adequate is a safe bet for winning it, but I reckon there's a dark horse like Freya or Vivi22 there to steal the show.

[Loony BoB]

foa, because she would win it.

[Shorty]

Seconding MILF, to my dismay.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I'll probably look like this guy for the whole rumble.

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[Psychotic]

Staff Highwind



Aulayna is unlucky number 1! Sucks to be her!




She is quickly followed out by Faris - Ashley vs Ashleigh! Battle of the Editors whose names begin with Ashle! How exciting! ...hey, trying to hype these things isn't easy.




"Welcome to the Royal Rumble!" roars Aulayna, slamming Faris into the mat.




"Is that... is that a foot? Did you just kick me? You kicked me, didn't you?"



And Faris is our first casualty, sent flying over the top rope just as the first minute was up!




Shiny comes in to replace Faris, as Aulayna holds her trusty dynamite.




Shiny is greeted with a random knee to the face from Auly.




And then for no apparent reason, Aulayna goes flying over the top rope after Shiny whipped her.




Oh well, here comes a massive name in Del Murder! He has drawn entry number 4, the poor sod.




You may remember he and Shiny faced off relatively recently, and Del is keen to reignite hostilities.




And there goes Shiny. Damnit, can no-one stay in this ring for longer than a minute? I was grumpy at this point because I thought the Royal Rumble was going to be a bust.




Here's Locky. Now, the thing you'll note is that she's brought her belt. A number of the staff are champions and they all bring their belts to the ring. My god do they ever love these things. Picking them up, wearing them over their shoulders, putting them around their waists, the works. Why? I have no bloody idea. But I'm just explaining it to you because you're going to see a lot of it over the course of this match!




Her and Del seem more intent on hugging than fighting though!




Here's foa, though, and she doesn't abide by this hugging nonsense. And look! More than one wrestler in the ring! I am so happy.




Locky plays it smart and is happy to watch Del and foa fight it out.



Foa is victorious! Not a great rumble for Del, fourth in, fourth out.




Here comes everyone's favourite, Mister Adequate! So far undefeated... but he's entered around the midway point. Is he strong enough to last the distance?




He greets Locky with that trademark dropkick of his.




And here comes Freya!




She gets right to it with Locky, while Huxley would rather use Locky's belt than his own.



Lonny BoB makes it five, the ring is filling up quite nicely now.




Oh great, he brought that famous knife of his.




See what I mean about the belts? It's not even his.




BoB, having identified foa as a threat, has decided to really focus heavily on her. Wise strategy or foolhardy? BoB is fresh whereas she's been in there for a while now, although Locky's been in the ring for the longest.



Here comes the Swedish giant in the form of Pantz. Him and Huxley are the two tallest people on staff.




He makes an immediate impact, sending foa over the top rope!




But wait, her feet landed on the apron and not the floor! She's okay to continue!




Or at least, she would be, but Pantz has returned to finish the job, right as Locky sends Freya tumbling! It's all action right now!




Nice to see Mister Adequate on the receiving end of a drop kick for a change!




Wham! Rantz slams into Locky, busting her head wide open as she tumbles out of the ring, right as Pike arrives to enter the fray. He's only been in the ring a minute and he's taken out two people already!




Pike's Royal Rumble was hilariously short. She enters, BoB lifts her up and...



...out she goes! Thanks for coming




Here comes Psychotic! He will surely be out for revenge on BoB after the Hall of Mirrors match!




Or not, because Mister Adequate has just dumped him out, face first onto Pike.




As Psychotic approaches with his chair, the two giants face off. Pantz with his belt, Adequate with BoB's knife!




In an amazing show of brute power, Pantz picks up his opponent...



...and dumps him out for his third elimination of the match!




Psychotic rushes up to the tired Pantz, exhausted from the effort of dumping out such a huge man, and clocking him on the back of the head with his steel chair. Nice fella.




Shorty gets added into the mix.




Psychotic greets her the traditional way, while Pantz takes a well-earned breather.




It doesn't last for long as he is sent over the top rop from long range like Aulayna was. However, unlike Aulayna, he doesn't land on the floor and is able to recover.




And here comes Shlup!




She doesn't start off particularly well though, as Psychotic wields everyone's favourite Locky belt.




She recovers well though, and her and Shorty team up to drop Psychotic face first onto his own steel chair! Ouch! I never much liked my nose being unbroken anyway.




And here's Raistlin, right as Shlup is sent towards the ropes by Shorty.




She recovers though - it'd be a shame if Shlup got eliminated before her and Raistlin could get their hands on each other!




Shorty does, however, bash her with the steel chair, causing an injury!




Raistlin arrives to find things just how he likes them.




Pantz goes for number four with a lift on Psychotic, but he doesn't quite throw him far enough to eliminate him.




And here comes the last entrant, theundeadhero!


With no more entrants to come, that means one of the six people in this screenshot: Pantz, Psychotic, Shorty, Shlup, Raistlin and theundeadhero will win.


WHO WILL IT BE? Pantz has been a monster, throwing people out left, right and centre, but he's also been in the ring the longest and is the most tired of the six. Surely Shlup couldn't go on to win after picking up that nasty injury? Could it be theundeadhero, the freshest... although as Pike found out, that doesn't automatically mean you'll stay for a long time!


WHO WILL IT BE?

[Jiro]

Man, Pantz would be a sure fire pick if not for the fact that he must be hella tired by now. I... I think Raistlin is going to win, and I just vomited in my mouth a little writing that But wow, nice tight match so far. Easy come, easy go in some cases.


EDIT: mind you it could easily be a Psychotic dupe and he has himself win

[Rantz]

Heh.