What the hell, man.
I'm 5'8"!
Also, the "Are you serious" caption/image is one of the best things in this thread, if not the best.
What the hell, man.
I'm 5'8"!
Also, the "Are you serious" caption/image is one of the best things in this thread, if not the best.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Mr. Proto is a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest!
And you're damn right I'm avenged! Take that, HC!
I'll take that last thunderdome spot if it's still open.
I mean
If anyone feels up to the challenge
Still removed your genitals with a sword.Originally Posted by ToriJ
This post brought to you by the power of boobs. Dear lord them boobs. Amen
So much for Proto growing that leg back.
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
Is there a free spot? I wanna be in it
Cannot believe Raistlin won that other round, what an absolute nutter. He was way too excited by that knife.
Well that’s just lovely isn’t it?
Oh man, poor Matt. I feel sorry for him so World’s Best Superstar iamagod has challenged him to an electrified match to praise his profile!
KNEEL before me, Scottish peasant!
Ow what the smurf why are you stabbing me with my own dagger I thought we were friends
Mr. Shauna is promptly slammed into the electrified wires and they explode? I don’t even know.
Either way, the man sure produces a lot of blood.
A hell of a lot. Is that a Scottish thing, or...?
Under the watchful eye of bootay.jpg, iamagod claims victory!
Apart from the Wonder Square, jackass
If you hurt my friends, you hurt my pride! I gotta take a stand I can’t let it slide!
Former former owner spdude! Feedback Forum! Shock horr….this really wasn’t much of a twist, was it?
Half of them have come in crippled anyway. I was too lazy to go by all of the representatives one by one so enjoy their health bars.
You’ll all be pleased to know spdude was the first out, right as iamagod mounts TSOL and introduces him to his lovely red crotch.
Down to the final three, and I have been dying to show a screenshot of this move forever. The only double team moves I get are the suplex and the frontal slam. I think it’s basically the Dudley Boyz’s 3D.
Oh, and words cannot express my rage. See, I Took The Red Pill of General Chat is the referee. And oh, look, G13 of General Chat is pinning me despite me having more health than either of them! I pinned him about 5 times with the slowest 3-counts ever. I mean, I could’ve counted to 10. Yet Mr Biased ref goes ONETWOTHREE as if it’s all one word and ARGH
And now time for a match made in heaven, I guess.
Even good causes in Antarctica? I hope so. I like penguins.
And then the game glitches. See, I think this is meant to be a back and forth between iamagod and his opponent, Mr. Shauna, and instead it’s just iamagod talking to himself.
Incidentally, maybe this is a technique BoB could use to raise donations for EoFF. Ooh, topical!
Yeah iamagod, stop talking… to yourself!
Oh, and yeah, it’s a Hall of Mirrors match! Sucks to be you, Mr. Shauna!
I don't really get why having two men smash each other through glass panes makes people want to donate to charity but there you are.
I also don't know why random explosions happen in my matches with Mr. Shauna either. Imagine this on a grand scale and you've got Thunderdome!
Oh well. I beat the snot out of this man, give me some money.
Oh Daniel Towns, when will you learn?
No, no and no. Give me all of your money, those are my own terms thank you sir
General Chat have invaded! It's Goldenboko! Normally I wouldn't lift a finger to stop them but after Red Pill/G13 screwed me I want revenge.
BLOODY revenge!
Bloody FLAMING revenge!
I keep saying this but that is more blood than I have ever seen. Take that, Goldenboko, and may that be a lesson to you!
...oh. Oh dear. Oops.I mean, I know I said that was a lot of blood, but...
And you all thought wrestling was fake!
Alright, I will fight at the Tribute Show to the man I killed! That'll be appropriate!
It'll be the last match in my career, perfect.
All the moves we do are a tribute to Goldenboko, eh? *farts* Seemed appropriate.
Oh yeah, at one point I hacked in myself a belt because I wanted more exciting storylines about defending it some trout. Nope. Didn't happen.
I would like to take the opportunity to remind you all that this is the man who literally murdered him.
I am in a match against an opponent from General Archive... former Administrator and rumoured lover of Del Murder, give it up for Yamaneko! Who is standing on a box. Huh.
Also, it's a First Blood match. Inappropriate, much?
Oh well, we'll work with what we've got. Yams is dumped out of the ring and lands on a handy crash barrier.
That was easy! First blood! ...only the ref does not ring the bell.
This also does not count as First Blood.
Nor does this.
...also, seriously now. Goldenboko's family are having to watch iamagod brutally beat the trout out of a man with a steel chair a week after he did the same to 'boko. What the smurf. ...hehehe bonk! bonk! What great noises!
FINALLY. I think I might get another headline telling me I killed Yams too.
My #eoff contract expires and lonny bob offers me $10 a year to continue. smurf off, I'm done. Back to the Wonder Square!
Where black orb and a random gangsta apparently rule the roost. Huh. Okay. Great. Have fun.
Seeya!
That would not end well sir but thank you anyway.
Ending on Steve, of course. How fitting.I originally planned to do a year and the Goldenboko Tribute was just over a year, so I had to finish on that and last a couple of weeks longer.
A few of the rosters are interesting. #eoff signed a hell of a lot talent, from HC onwards they're all new. General Chat's new star, by the way, is Leeza.
I also find Feedback Forum interesting in that it only exists because you have to have 9 federations (the other two are "Retired" and "Dead" aka "Facebook" and "Banned" - see Genji and Demon Dude respectively!) and I put their cash down to a negative figure, so it fascinates me how it has expanded and acquired a couple of genuinely big names.
EMILE HESKEY!
And that's the end of that! Thunderdome this weekend, thanks for reading.
I really want to read page 14 so I can see if Raistlin got that boob job.
I like how they kept trying to get rid of you.
Ahahaha you killed Gobo.
Also Pike: they're all natural, baby.
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
Way to just brutally smurfing murder GoBo. Jesus christ.
And he would have got away with it, too, if it wer-- oh, wait, he did get away with it. Nice work! Must be a clause in GB's contract that "death from wrestling is acceptable."
Ahahahahahaha, Emile Heskey.
Can't wait for Thunderdome!
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Ahaha that was great.
You always manage the best send-offs for these threads. : ' )
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