Darnit, Bern. I ended up dead two days before my 25th birthday, all because of you!
"Yes. Too bad you didn't simply
invite me to your party."
Oh well. Maybe I can celebrate my death day instead? I'll have a huge zombie party?
"But none of the people who would
attend are dead, right? So they all
need to die and go here as well."
Hmmmmmm........
