Well?

[Ayen]

This is all I have to say:

[Faris]

As a "soulless ginger", where do I go when I die?

[Quindiana Jones]

Coventry.

[Slothy]

If these are the people I have to be with in Hell, I should've stayed a Christian...

But then you won't get to hang out with Lucifer.

[Ghosteses]

wait a minute.. i am a good person. why do i not go to purgatory first? ;O

[Slothy]

Because hell is more fun.

Satan's a pretty cool dude actually. He'll take everyone, sinner or otherwise. He's pretty accepting that way.

[Iceglow]

I was wondering when you'd come for me. Now Luicifer I do believe you're wearing my crown and sitting on my throne for the true king of Hell has returned.