Ha, that reminds me of this video: Triumphant Mud Crab - YouTube

Iceglow and I were playing GTA online and I had the idea to go right up Mount Chiliad, and then we can jump off the peak and do a sweet parachute jump down the mountain and into the valley. It took us a long time to get there, and a long time to drive all the way up, but we did it. And then right as the jump came, Steve, the big goon, jumps off a rock, falls maybe 15 feet to a ledge beneath him, and dies before he ever had a chance to open the parachute. That's my boy. (my parachute jump was smurfing awesome in case you care)