"I see dead people!"
"That's because you are in
the underworld, dumbass."
"Hold on... I don't remember dying.
And besides... why are you here?"
"Ah, I'm just paying uncle Grimmy a visit.
We both have a thing for chess, you see.
As for you... you are currently having a
near-death experience. One so great, it
has temporarily brought you here."
"W-what happened? I have no
wounds. Did I get poisoned?"
"No. I tied you to a chair and made you
watch an episode of The Big Bang Theory.
Your soul left after approximately 8 minutes."
