The Second EyesonFF Beard Contest

[Cuchulainn]

Congratulations on being a bigger neckbeard and bigger failure at not shaving than me Iceglow It frightens me how many people find it necessary to throw quips and supposed insults my way to try and make themselves feel masculine. I didn't realise my lack of facial hair growing capabilities was somehow intimidating and emasculating for people, sheesh.

It's not to make myself feel masculine kid, I need no help with that. It's simply to mock how pathetic an excuse for facial hair you have. There's no deeper layer to this for me. It's called a bit of craic or banter. If you're too precious to take a bit of a slagging on your worryingly hairless chin I'll not mention it again. Promise.

[Shorty]

Gentlemen, please!

[Jinx]

But...why? Why do you feel the need to mock it?

[Shorty]

Jiro was one of our winners last time! Oh ye little of faith.

[Cuchulainn]

But...why? Why do you feel the need to mock it?

Because it's funny to me.

[Jinx]

But...why? Why do you feel the need to mock it?

to me.

Ah.

[Cuchulainn]

Glad you finally understand. This has been a big day for you.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Since the military won't let me grow a beard, and I look quite silly if I don't dye my mustache, I am celebrating Movember by shaving my pubes into a mustache shape.

[Jinx]

Since the military won't let me grow a beard, and I look quite silly if I don't dye my mustache, I am celebrating Movember by shaving my pubes into a mustache shape.

pics or gtfo

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

It hasn't reached the end of the month glory yet!

[Freya]

I shaved my hairy legs. Didn't even take a picture. Sorry.

[I Took the Red Pill]

Everyone knows Henry David Thoreau from Walden. No one ever mentions his majestic neckbeard.

[drotato]

Majestic as smurf.

[Rantz]

I forgot to update the thread, but I wussed out as of Monday morning and trimmed/shaped. Couldn't do it anymore! If I had a month or two of vacation or unemployment I might have, but alas - it was just looking terrible.

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[Jinx]

I thought you were MEN!

On that note, my leg hairs are still like the Tyrells, that is, Growing Strong.