The Second EyesonFF Beard Contest

[Shorty]

Hi ho, beard-growers! It's been some time since I held the beard contest of 2010 and I am proud to announce that in honor of Movember, we are bringing it back! I know that Movember is for moustaches but in this forum we support facial hair of all types, goddamn it.

This time around we will also have a category for moustaches should members want to participate. I will need atleast two members to sign up for moustaches in order to activate this category. Please note that the moustache category participants are only eligible for the moustache prizes - they cannot claim the beard prizes.

This contest is the easiest thing in the world and requires absolutely no effort. Show off your manliness and enter! No effort, ladies will ogle you, and you win prizes! Win, win... win?

RULES:

• Sign-up period will last until November 7th. The contest begins on November 8th.
• All participants must be clean-shaven and agree to post a starting picture when they begin. Some of you might be apprehensive about this - please keep in mind that you are welcome to edit your picture in any way needed to conceal your identity if you so choose - ie, your eyes or whatever black-barred out so you are unrecognizable or whatever. Whatever you need to do that makes you more comfortable participating!
• Contestants agree to post an updated picture atleast once every seven days. Pictures may be posted at any time in between.
• Trimming and shaping is not allowed. Think Knocked Up Dirty Man competition rules.
• NO SHAVING. This will disqualify you from the contest.
• Members will be allowed to enter after the contest begins but they will only be eligible for secondary prizes, not the grand prize. If a member decides to quit at any point, they will be permitted to re-enter the contest, however, they will not be eligible for the grand prize.
• This contest does not end at the end of November. It is a contest of endurance. Whoever lasts the longest wins the grand prize! Secondary prizes will be voted on once the contest ends. If the contest goes on for an absurd amount of time we will have a lightning round and open voting up to the public.

FOR THE LADIES:
Traditionally, the beard-growing contest is ragingly sexist. However, this time around there will be a smaller-scale contest opened up to the lovely ladies (or Mo Sistas). We want to include you as well! Ladies will be required to complete two small tasks and to post photos of themselves sporting beard or 'stache - drawn on, painted on, glued on, taped on, papier-mâchéd on, whatever you like. Voting will be opened up for points of the first two tasks and the best and most elaborate creation. The winner will pick one of three prizes listed below!

SPONSORS AND DONATIONS:
Sponsors are encouraged to participate! As a sponsor, you may choose a contestant and donate on their behalf to Team EyesonFF in order to encourage friendly competition! Post here the amount you have donated and the name of the contestant you are supporting. I will come up with a forums-based prize for sponsors who participate.

PRIZES:
The winner of the ladies may choose one of the three prizes listed below:
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A super cute pink moustache mug, necklace or bow!






The Best Moustache prize-winner will receive their pick of the prizes listed below:
(SPOILER)
A choice of either a moustache beer mug or glass~




Two awards will be given for beards. Best Beard will receive their pick of one of the prior-listed Moustache prizes or the prize listed below:
(SPOILER)
This super cool moustache world map! (frame not included, sorry)


Beard Kept The Longest will receive their choice of one of the past listed prizes or the following prize:
(SPOILER)
This awesome t-shirt!


MALE CONTESTANTS:
Bert
Flying Mullet
Happy Noodle Boy
Iceglow
Jiro
Lone Wolf Leonhart
Pantz

LADIES DIVISION:
Calliope
foa
Freya
Jinx
Locky
Shlup

Ladies and gents alike, post here to sign up!

[Jiro]

You know I'm in. I shaved yesterday (Oct 31) and I will take a picture today. I am ready to dominate​.

[Shorty]

Returning champ Jiro ready to take home another prize. Watch out for this guy, folks.

[Scotty_ffgamer]

I really wish I could participate. I'm about to be working in a job in which I'm not allowed facial hair. I'd even get one of those beard cover things, but I doubt they'll let me. I'm certain I would win the prize for lasting the longest with a beard if not for job purposes as I can go years without shaving. My current beard has been going for about 10 months or so.

[Shorty]

Aw, Scotty That's okay, no worries!

This thread will now serve as a petition to get G13 to sign up.

[Pheesh]

Unless I get super yelled at by Tara when she sees this then I will participate. You can all witness the spectacle that is my sad, patchy excuse of a beard.

[Shorty]

Have her participate in the Ladies' Division

Two Aussies pitted against eachother!

[Pheesh]

Is there anyone else who when seeing the announcement for a 'ladies division' thought there was going to be some serious leg hair growing going on?

[Shorty]

[escobert]

Do I need to shave off my current growth?

[Shorty]

Yes. But it's for a good cause! And prizes! Think of the prizes.

[escobert]

but but but I don't like shaving! I don't even own a razor!

[Shorty]

Just do it once and then you don't have to do it ever again.

[escobert]

xD
does using my hair clippers count?

[Shorty]

You can't maintain during the contest, if that's what you're asking. Let it grow all manly and grizzly for just a bit while you participate!