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Lightning: Admittedly badass. Also... grumpy?
Vanille: Dunno.
Sazh: I remember he had a chocobo on his head and had guns.
Fang: No freaking clue. I forgot she was in the game until I just looked her up. Tall and had an accent. Was friends (sister? girlfriend?) with Vanille.
Snow: I know he had a girlfriend and was voice-acted by Troy Baker.
Villain: A giant head with laser eyes.
Lightning: Emotionally stumped military girl who dislikes Snow because he acts like he can be the hero even though he doesn't know trout about what it takes
Sazh: Wants to save his son from eternal crystal prison
Fang: Wants to protect Vanille because of some promise she made to her.
Snow: Idiot with a hero complex. Doesn't actually know anything about anything. Dates Lightning's sister.
Hope: Some dumb kid with logical thinking issues

Villain: Wants to destroy humans because he wants to stop being their slave but he can't actually kill them directly so he manipulates humans to destroy their own world.

I also just played the game once, and I didn't really care all that much about it.