Jessweeee♪ plays Dragon Age: Origins so she can show you how cool this game is

[Del Murder]

I actually prefer set characters to creating my own, so this sounds intriguing! It's probably hella cheap these days too.

[Jessweeee♪]

Yeah, I bought the 360 version three times. The second time it was $7 and I gifted it to my boyfriend, the third time it was $12 (used) with all of the DLC included on a second disc. The steam version is $20 with all the DLC I think, but I didn't want to buy the game a fourth time so it was freeeee.

[Madame Adequate]

Polly will romance Dog.

[Jessweeee♪]

So yeah that feast thing I was supposed to do. We go in and this guy looks like he's trying to get my attention:



Oh well how nice of him to compliment me with no ulterior motives whatsoever.




Going outside is abandoning tradition! There's nothing Orzammar loves more than tradition and ancestry. Except honor and glory through battle. I tell him I'm not really keen on the idea.

Also there's some humans here. They're probably important humans if they're here so I go and say hello.



This is Duncan. He's here to recruit for the Grey Wardens, who fight the Darkspawn. The Darkspawn usually hang out in the Deep Roads, which are underground and connect to Orzammar, but lately they've been going to the surface more. Tomorrow on my first expedition as Commander of Orzammar we're gonna go into the Deep Roads and whup a whole bunch of them together. This way we can reach more of our mines and old thaigs and the Grey Wardens can get a better tactical position. Duncan's alright for a human






That guy from before pipes up and says all the same stuff he did early about the surface dwarves.




Making squinty eyes at me isn't going to change my mind

This makes him so angry that he vanishes into thin air mid-threat!



"wtf dad did you see that guy disappear?"
"Yeah I sure did. Go get that asshole brother of yours I need to talk to him."

I find Trian in his room. He's with Bhelen again.




"Bhelen what's happening everyone keeps getting mad at me and then disappearing"
"I think they're going to a secret plotting to murder Polly club."
"What?"






Aw man I knew Trian was a dick but for real?


Next time: The Deep Roads :v

[Madonna]

The only thing bad about the prologue openings is how little you can change. If my brother was bent on murdering me, and my other brother told me... well, there would be some preemptive murdering.

[Del Murder]

So I caved and bought the ultimate edition on Amazon. That's two games you've gotten me to play, Jessweeee!

[Spuuky]

So I caved and bought the ultimate edition on Amazon. That's two games you've gotten me to play, Jessweeee!

I hope you are going to do a thread like this to show what it's like to play through without knowing anything about the game and/or world.

[Del Murder]

I'll just use this thread. I have no time to do something as thorougly as Jessweeee's. I'd rather be playing!

[Jessweeee♪]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!! And yeah you don't want to play like I am right now. I'm literally only as far as I posted. That's like idk fifteen minutes of gameplay? It's only fun when you've played about a hundred times already.

[Psychotic]

Something about Bhelen's face is just so punchworthy.

[Del Murder]

Started this up today! I went with Human Noble Warrior because I like being important and also the doggy.

[Mirage]

put up a live stream, jess!

[Spuuky]

Started this up today! I went with Human Noble Warrior because I like being important and also the doggy.

Good choice. I still use the dog even though by now he isn't as strong as other options, because at least he's cool.

[Del Murder]

Apparently my family was betrayed by the person who's voice sounded like he would betray me at some point. And they stormed my castle and killed the elf maid I had just seduced. But instead of going after him I have to do some dumb trial to join the Night's Wardens or whatever it's called. WHY DO YOU DENY ME MY REVENGE

[Spuuky]

I think you'll like this game.