Jessweeee♪ plays Dragon Age: Origins so she can show you how cool this game is

[Del Murder]

Also, I'm playing my character as a bloodthirsty womanizer. Also, the king is a fool. I expect him to meet a greusome demise, possibly at the end of my own sword.

[Jessweeee♪]

punch that king in the face del

[Quindiana Jones]

Any warrior without a massive smurf-off sword and mastery of the massive smurf-off sword skill tree is a warrior wasted.

[Spuuky]

This game is $7.50 for the Ultimate Edition on Steam for the next 8 hours. It's easily worth it.

Anyway, I want more updates on Del's human noble womanizer.

[Mirage]

come on gurl, give us a stream to watch!

[Del Murder]

I haven't had time to play much since I've been moving, but here's an update:

So team of two main characters and two redshirts (yes I notice they don't gain levels, sneaky sneaky) went into the forest to look for our lost scrolls. After killing everything in sight we met up with a boobtacular forest witch. For some reason I was unable to seduce her at this meeting, but I think I planted the seeds for future encounters. She then took us to see her witch mom whom I was also unable to seduce but I didn't try as hard. She was pretty hilarious. After that I did the trial and some crazy stuff happened, but in the end I survived and joined the Wardens.

Then we were attacked by zombies and we have to fight through them to light the tower so the army knows when to attack? Not really sure why we're doing this. The king gives me some weird jobs. Oh and I got my dog back. That's all that really matters. I made him search the area and he found me some 'Found Cake'. Because it was found.

[Spuuky]

Nice job, dog. What's your dog's name? I love my dog.

I just imported my Human Noble into the expansion and MY DOG DIDN'T COME WITH ME. I have never played the expansion before, seems much faster-paced in all ways than the main game (faster level-ups, shorter, zones, shorter quest chains, increased gold gain, faster approval gain/loss, etc).

[Del Murder]

His name is Charles.

[Spuuky]

His name is Charles.

I am going to pretend you followed that with "Barkley."

[Del Murder]

Yes.

[Jessweeee♪]

I always name mine Not Mangy when I'm not a Human Noble because Alistair said so. Also I've been working overtime and super addicted to FFXIV you guys I'm sorry

[Del Murder]

I will continue Jessweee's cause.

So apparently akbar.jpg is appropriate for this battle because 'IT'S A TRAP!'. Something seems afoot in Ferelden with all this betrayal going around. First my family and then the wussy king! I guess he wasn't so wussy after all since he bravely got himself and his army mercilessly slaughtered. Anyway, as the main character I was assigned to a post safely away from the carnage but I did get to fight a troll. My mentor and the rest of my clan weren't so lucky (well besides that jabbermouth Alistar).

After the 'battle' I found that boobtacular witch's mom is a total badass. Not only did she save my life but she was also graceful enough to give me her boobtacular daughter to me as a 'traveling companion', whom I wasted no time in seducing. But before we made that tent a rockin' we had to visit a small town to resupply and conveniently acquire more party members. We were stopped by bandits on the way but I promptly put them to the sword and took everything they had.

In town we met an honest merchant trying to make a living through taking advantage of a crisis with some innocent capitalist price gouging. Some town folk had the nerve to request this man take food out of his hypothetical family's mouth for charity. I straightened them out quickly and then also reminded the merchant which one of us is carrying the sword and trained how to use it. For my efforts I received some gold and a discount for life.

Bullying defenseless townfolk makes a man thirsty so we went to the bar only to find that the betrayer's men were waiting for me to finish us off. After dispatching them promptly I found a young priestess eager to join my quest. As it is my policy to accept all strange young women into my inner circle (and bed) I was glad to have her come along. I do plan on seducing her eventually once I get tired of boobs of the wild (and the witch seems to prefer that kind of arrangement anyway), but for now I am taking advantage of the very useful rogue class to open all those damn chests I had to pass up for the first 5 hours of this game. ><

[Spuuky]

How is Sten doing?

[Quindiana Jones]

Sten and Morrigan have the best conversations.

[Psychotic]

I forget that Sten exists 95% of the time. Now, Shale, Shale is a god damn hero.