So yeah that feast thing I was supposed to do. We go in and this guy looks like he's trying to get my attention:



Oh well how nice of him to compliment me with no ulterior motives whatsoever.




Going outside is abandoning tradition! There's nothing Orzammar loves more than tradition and ancestry. Except honor and glory through battle. I tell him I'm not really keen on the idea.

Also there's some humans here. They're probably important humans if they're here so I go and say hello.



This is Duncan. He's here to recruit for the Grey Wardens, who fight the Darkspawn. The Darkspawn usually hang out in the Deep Roads, which are underground and connect to Orzammar, but lately they've been going to the surface more. Tomorrow on my first expedition as Commander of Orzammar we're gonna go into the Deep Roads and whup a whole bunch of them together. This way we can reach more of our mines and old thaigs and the Grey Wardens can get a better tactical position. Duncan's alright for a human






That guy from before pipes up and says all the same stuff he did early about the surface dwarves.




Making squinty eyes at me isn't going to change my mind

This makes him so angry that he vanishes into thin air mid-threat!



"wtf dad did you see that guy disappear?"
"Yeah I sure did. Go get that asshole brother of yours I need to talk to him."

I find Trian in his room. He's with Bhelen again.




"Bhelen what's happening everyone keeps getting mad at me and then disappearing"
"I think they're going to a secret plotting to murder Polly club."
"What?"






Aw man I knew Trian was a dick but for real?


Next time: The Deep Roads :v