Staff must be up to something.

[Shiny]

Welp, looks like you found us out. We were trying to catch you off guard Jinx, but I guess you're just too clever. Now we'll have to kill you.

[Cuchulainn]

Seriously though, why do people come to a Final Fantasy forum with medical problems?

Because I'm here and I'm wise as smurf.

Undoubtedly.

However to all the other wet smurfers responding, I've no problem with someone talking to friends about a problem if that's something they need to do. However....talk to them in private about your fears. Also don't ask ACTUAL medical advice here unless a doctor also frequents here. And even then if you really do want to make a busmans holiday of their stay here, again, a PM to them would work would it not?

My question still smurfing stands. Why publically ask for medical advice in a forum about a computer game.

Am I being off by saying it's merely attention whoring? I don't think that's the only reason all the time but It's gotta be a huge chunk of it.

I don't get humans. I probably never will. Yer mostly all dicks.

Actually, Furthermore, how come it's only acceptable for certain people to be the butt of jokes here? I love making fun of Steve as much as the next person. The way he looks, the brows, the way he acts, the ladykiller fantasies, the wee stories he tells of truth mixed with complete and utter bollocks etc. But I refuse to make him the only butt of the jokes here. The second I make fun of another member, say a beardally challenged member with a desert for a face, the righteous indignation is palpable.

Have a word with yourselves.

[Elskidor]

I have a headache that has lasted more than 5 minutes? What should I do? I've tried, like, nothing, and I'm all out of ideas. Should I go to the ER? I need help!

[Cuchulainn]

I have a headache that has lasted more than 5 minutes? What should I do? I've tried, like, nothing, and I'm all out of ideas. Should I go to the ER? I need help!

I will kill your family.

[Sephex]

I have a headache that has lasted more than 5 minutes? What should I do? I've tried, like, nothing, and I'm all out of ideas. Should I go to the ER? I need help!

I will kill your family.

That's your solution to everything!

[noxious.sunshine]

I have a mole. Should I get it removed?

[Rantz]

I knew there was a mole! STAFF INVESTIGATION

[Cuchulainn]

I have a headache that has lasted more than 5 minutes? What should I do? I've tried, like, nothing, and I'm all out of ideas. Should I go to the ER? I need help!

I will kill your family.

That's your solution to everything!

If you've any better ways to shut people up, then please by all means share them. Until then watch your family.

[Shorty]

This thread is incredibly off-topic. Get to it, folks.

[Cuchulainn]

It was a pretty arbitrary & nonsensical topic to begin with. I mean, do you really want us all to start talking about non-existing evil plots by staff members? Or can I not evolve this on naturally, like a normal conversation, to 'trout That Annoys Cuch'.

At least i'm addressing the staff concerns. The post count's going up.

[Slothy]

Or can I not evolve this on naturally, like a normal conversation, to 'trout That Annoys Cuch'.

I'm not quite sure how we can have a single discussion about absolutely everything though.

[Aulayna]

Round, round baby, round, round...

[Cuchulainn]

Or can I not evolve this on naturally, like a normal conversation, to 'trout That Annoys Cuch'.

I'm not quite sure how we can have a single discussion about absolutely everything though.

We could at least have a go.

[Spuuky]

I'm standing over here beaming like a proud parent. It's nice to have someone carry on your traditions.

[Del Murder]

We've been posting about how we can be more active at EoFF. Looks like it worked!