Staff must be up to something.

[LocoColt04]

This isn't Hogwarts. Get your trout together.

Yeah, this place would be better if it were.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM

I mean, acquiring the sorting hat would reduce your workload tenfold.

[Elskidor]

Something evil, no doubt.

[Madame Adequate]

What are we talking about in the staff forum?

Oh ho, wouldn't you like to know.

The things I could reveal.

[LocoColt04]

Yes, the things you COULD reveal.

I bet it has something to do with a certain... prize... of a sort... (psst, it's totally the 18th in like 3/4 of the world now, so I definitely started ours)

[Freya]

Things we don't even want to reveal that milf talks about

And hay, I am also one of the top thread posters. Which DON'T count staff forum. So THERE! Maybe it isn't so much that staff is up to something or you guys need to post more around the forums. It has been slow around here lately. Chop chop people chop chop.

[LocoColt04]

Things we don't even want to reveal that milf talks about

I officially love this statement.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Because we wouldn't let your lot in, yes.

Of us two, you're clearly the most muggle. I'm smurfing magical.

[Psychotic]

It's the rest of those idiots debating big long boring crap again. I occasionally interject with either "I (adverb) disagree/agree with (staff member)" to make them think I am paying attention.

I usually get away with it too, though it was a near miss when I said "I flatulently agree with Loony BoB" in a debate about whether he should be allowed to invite newbies to share his bed.

[Old Manus]

People other than staff still post?

[Pike]

The top five posters of the week are

1. Shorty
2. Shlup
3. Freya
4. Loony BoB
5. Del Murder

with Locky coming in sixth, Pike in seventh, and Psychotic in tenth.

This doesn't mean that staff is posting a lot, it means that the rest of you guys aren't posting enough.

I've been spending my entire days writing, I really shouldn't even be in the Top Ten! Come on guys, step it up!

[Loony BoB]

This doesn't mean that staff is posting a lot, it means that the rest of you guys aren't posting enough.

Damn straight. Slackers! I lay down a challenge to all members to make 25 or more posts in the next 24 hours. That's totally doable.

[noxious.sunshine]

You do realize this is gonna cause a lot of spammy posts, right?

[I Took the Red Pill]

I don't know about everyone else, but I've been expressing milk a lot more over the last few days so I've got a lot more time to sit at my computer and not be productive.

same

[Chris]

same

[Aulayna]

You do realize this is gonna cause a lot of spammy posts, right?

There's no such thing as bad activity in BoB's book.