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    Angry Theory: Square-Enix made Noel's outfit so awful in order to force you to buy DLC

    WHY IS HE WEARING A SWEATER FOR PANTS?!! Good lord.

    I had to go buy the Assassin's Creed outfit to cover that and his stupid hair. Well played, Square-Enix, well played indeed.

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    Must suck to not have gotten the guardian outfit included with the game
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    I had to look up Noel to see what you were talking about. They don't bother me.

    Try harder, Square.

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    They don't really bother me either. Serah's clothes are worse.
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    They're called 'swants'.
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    I got a brand new copy of the game for £4.50 so I'm not really complaining about not getting any extras included. EoFF got 27p of the sale too apparently as I bought it from Amazon.

    But seriously now, that's a sweater. Who thought that was a good idea?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mirage View Post
    They don't really bother me either. Serah's clothes are worse.
    Yeah, they shouldn't have messed with her XIII's outfit.

    Though I like her best in the N7 armor. Don't know why. I think I just have a thing for women in full body armor. I have to admit being able to get alternate costumes from other games is cool.

    But why the hell is the Moogle's head so big?

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    I'll tell you what bothers me about the Moogle - its puffy chubby cheeks. It reminds me of a hamster. I want to pop them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToriJ View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mirage View Post
    They don't really bother me either. Serah's clothes are worse.
    Yeah, they shouldn't have messed with her XIII's outfit.

    Though I like her best in the N7 armor. Don't know why. I think I just have a thing for women in full body armor. I have to admit being able to get alternate costumes from other games is cool.

    But why the hell is the Moogle's head so big?
    Thanks for being one of those people who tell publishers that is is fine to strip a game for extras and make us pay for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mirage View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mirage View Post
    They don't really bother me either. Serah's clothes are worse.
    Yeah, they shouldn't have messed with her XIII's outfit.

    Though I like her best in the N7 armor. Don't know why. I think I just have a thing for women in full body armor. I have to admit being able to get alternate costumes from other games is cool.

    But why the hell is the Moogle's head so big?
    Thanks for being one of those people who tell publishers that is is fine to strip a game for extras and make us pay for it.
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    He comes from a future where he is the last human life. Obviously fashion is not a big deal.

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    What he wants to do in the comfort of his own time zone is his own business, but when you step outside and back in time into decent civilized society there are certain standards you have to maintain.

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    I thought all of the DLC outfits were terrible (at least the ones which came with the DLC pack), if I remember right. I know all of Serah's outfits were awful, anyways.

    My main problem with fashion in this game is that Serah had to randomly get these magical clothes from nowhere at the beginning of the game rather than keep her more sensible clothes from XIII.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToriJ View Post
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    They don't really bother me either. Serah's clothes are worse.
    Yeah, they shouldn't have messed with her XIII's outfit.

    Though I like her best in the N7 armor. Don't know why. I think I just have a thing for women in full body armor. I have to admit being able to get alternate costumes from other games is cool.

    But why the hell is the Moogle's head so big?
    Thanks for being one of those people who tell publishers that is is fine to strip a game for extras and make us pay for it.
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    Noel looks mighty comfy in those pants.

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