SPOONIEST PLAYS FINAL FANTASY 4
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This game was my introduction to Final Fantasy. I first played this retranslated version in 1997, I think, when I first got the internet, and began immediately getting into emulation. Playing Final Fantasy with a keyboard like an idiot...
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Airships had long been a dream of mankind. But soon, like all mankind's gifts, it was used to create impossibly hot fantasy women (don't worry, we'll get to them).
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Soldier (holding cell phone): Sir! A text message from Lady Rosa! She wants to know if you remembered to pick up her Hi Potions while you were in Mysidia.
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Cecil: Ugh...tell her I'll get 'em in Agart and that I love her and she's special, or something.
Soldier: Yes sir! (
POW...Not on my ship)
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Soldier: ...I feel so violated
Spirits of Murdered Mysidians: Ehehehehehe...
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MODE 7 EFFECTS!!! IS A FLASHBACK! GET IT???
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Cecil: Hand over the crystal of (beep) (gets out phone) Hi Potions? NOW?! Ugh. Just kill everyone but the old guy, he looks like he'll be useful later.
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Rape and pillage to your heart's content! Kupo!
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Old Guy: You'll be getting a strongly worded letter from our lawyer, mister! I don't like your attitude!
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Soldiers: We gotta stick it to the man! Let's legalize Mysidia! UNITY!!!
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Cecil: Because Mysidia has annoying music, no women and bad food! That's reason enough to want to take the Water Crystal. Do you know it produces free bourbon?!
Soldiers: YES SIR! (
POW...Not on my ship)
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There's a limit of 25 images per post, or something. I don't feel like futzing with it, so next time, Cecil completes his Picard speech For Evulz.