Pull up your Pantz!
It hasn't quite hit yet here in Americatime, but in the land of the Swedes and the home of the brave, it most certainly is Rantzien's birthday!
Rantzien is one of my favorite people and possibly my best friend on the forums. Despite being both of those things, though, he is not above having jokes made at his expense on his birthday.
Your job as posters in this thread is to iron him out good, but don't make him too depressed(He's the king of puns, though, so don't leave him any room or he'll walk all over you!) He also love love loves riddles, so if you have no jokes to offer, riddles will please him as well. If you really want to make him really happy, though, I would suggest taking voyeuristic images of elderly women doing dishes through their kitchen windows and send them to him in a zip file as a special present. That's what makes him the happiest of all.
Happy birthday, Pantz!I hope you
on your special day and that you have a splendid one!
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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
). Shall I have him deliver a singing telegram?
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