ToriJ: I am the fighter I'm the leader of the gang. I can't use any magic, but I'm critically acclaimed.

Shorty: I am the Red Mage, pimping a feather in my hat. The name's Shorty need something? Yeah, I got that. Watch your step, 'cause I stand where you fall. Eloquent abilities and that's not all. Ostentatiously fashionable... What's my name, witch? Light you on fire, and then I'll steal your trout. Just to burn you again, and then I'll cut you in two. It takes three men just to do what I do.

Pike: And that's my cue. Pointy hat, coat of blue, burning bright yellow eyes, and I do what I do 'cause I learned the dark arts from another time and age. Bow down to me, witches, 'cause I'm the Black Mage! I got my wizard hat on, and I'm looking something vicious. All the ladies call me lucky 'cause I'm magically delicious.

Mister Adequate: You can't keep up with me you smurfing slow ass punk! Your little knife ain't gonna stop my powerful numb chucks! Once you were the best knight in the kingdom now you're nothing but a smurfing crumbum, chum!

I'm back in this part just to fix up my glitch.

Psychotic (villain): Those fools are on their way, they'll rule the day they came my way. I'm chaos! (in the flesh) The fiends compared to fleas compared to me, it's great to be pure CHAOS! I lay Erdrick to rest! And one by one you'll die by my hands. Oh, look what I've become. This fantasy is far from final. The worst is yet to come.

Um... What was this thread about, again?