I don't like coffee. I don't care if people like coffee or not, but I dislike when people ask me if I drink coffee and I say no and then they spend the next ten minutes giving me this look and asking me "really?" and saying "who doesn't drink coffee?" over and over again. I'm not some kind of mutant alien freak guys, I just don't like coffee.

I had one cup of coffee in my whole life that I liked. And it had about 16 tablespoons of sugar in it.