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    Nom nom nom Gluten-free is a pain in the ass

    I may have mentioned this before once or twice, but here's the full scoop:

    I either have Celiac's disease or some other form of wheat sensitivity. I'm not sure which because I haven't gotten tested yet. What I do know is that for the last 15 years or so I have been plagued by both serious acid reflux stomachaches and terrible eczema rashes on my face, and that cutting wheat out of my diet a few months back magically made both of those go away, so here we are.

    I really hate being gluten-free. There are soooo many delicious gluten-filled foods that I miss because they are both tastier and SEVERAL TIMES CHEAPER HOLY HELL GLUTEN-FREE FOOD IS EXPENSIVE. I keep "cheating" and eating stuff I shouldn't be, and then of course the stomach-aches and eczema come right back

    So basically I'm asking about fun things to eat that are gluten and/or wheat free. Particularly things that require little to no cooking because, uh, to make a long story short I don't often have access to a kitchen outside of a microwave and toaster oven.

    My typical diet lately mostly involves rice, potatoes, or gluten-free bread for carbohydrates, various meats for protein, and then a bunch of fruits and vegetables, often with peanut butter as "dip". I've been drinking a lot of chocolate milk as well. This sounds super-healthy and it probably is, but it gets old day after day. AND I MISS PIZZA DAMNIT. Gluten-free pizza isn't as tasty and is like triple the cost.

    What can I do to spice up my gluten-free diet, EoFF?

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    The loss of pizza is a terrible one. I love gluten and I would be hard pressed to give it up. Not being able to cook cuts out a lot of your options.

    Personally, I'd end up eating a lot of nuts, fruits, and cheese, since those things are all great non-gluten items that don't require cooking.

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    Nuts are a good one. I've been eating that as a snack (alongside popcorn).

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    I've never really tried it, but I enjoyed trolling customers at Walmart there for awhile. They would ask about the Glutton Free section, and I'd point it out to them, but explain that it has extra glutton in the items, but in that particular section they weren't having to pay extra for it so it's considered free. I ended up getting in trouble, but deep down I think they thought it was a pretty good joke.

    Topic at hand...I have no idea how you'd spice up your diet. I'd say,much like any other diet, it'll get easier and eventually you'll just get adapted, but if you still have not and have been this way for awhile then I don't know what to say. Diets are the hardest while in the adaption period, then it just becomes part of life until you quit it. I'm allergic to eggs, and when I think about them I miss them more and more, so I pretend like they are nasty evil poisonous gross things.

    Toy around with recipes other people in your situation use. There are plenty of recipes that can be found online, and if you find enough that you like then you have yourself a new menu that hopefully you'll like just as much as the old food you can no longer have. Have you tried various types of gluten free pizza? I'm guessing you have, but here is a link that seems to have a lot of different choices.

    Best Gluten-Free Pizza Recipes

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    Those gluten-free chocolate chip cookies are soooo yummy. But they're like $5 a box or so.

    My sister's gf has .. A gluten allergy. I won't say it's full blown CD 'cuz I don't know for sure, but if she has anything with gluten in it, she'll get really sick with diarrhea and whatnot.

    She pretty much eats what you eat.. Cheeses, chicken, fish, steak, rice, lots of veggies & nuts... Start using hummus instead of PB! Making your own is really cheap and easy compared to buying like Sabra.

    Also, I know.. Here I go - Mexican food. When made right, it's all gluten-free. Black or pinto beans made from dry beans - either whole or make refried beans, red rice, salsas.. Just make sure you use good quality corn tortillas or tostadas. I make a really awesome ceviche with fresh tilapia and Mexican shrimp cocktail - both served with tostadas & have minimal or no cook times.

    I also make a really good gluten-free tres leches cake with homemade whipped cream! It doesn't involve too much cooking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spuuky View Post
    The loss of pizza is a terrible one. I love gluten and I would be hard pressed to give it up. Not being able to cook cuts out a lot of your options.

    Personally, I'd end up eating a lot of nuts, fruits, and cheese, since those things are all great non-gluten items that don't require cooking.
    Can't you get gluten free pizza?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mirage View Post
    Can't you get gluten free pizza?
    Sure, just like you can get meat-free meat and cheese-free cheese, you can also get pizza-free pizza. It is not the same (in addition to the massive price increase).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spuuky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mirage View Post
    Can't you get gluten free pizza?
    Sure, just like you can get meat-free meat and cheese-free cheese, you can also get pizza-free pizza. It is not the same (in addition to the massive price increase).
    This exactly. As I said in my original post!

    I have had gluten-free pizza. It's okay, but not the same.

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    Gluten-free is a pain in the ass
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    Yeah, like 70% of my Diet consists of trout with Gluten in it. I think I would cry myself to sleep Nightly if I had to stop that.

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    Dude, so much of normal food is gluten free these days. Just check the label. My mom has been gluten free for years, and we still eat/ate plenty of normal food...

    Your best bet with pizza is finding a gluten free crust/crust mix or a place that sells gluten free pizza.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinx View Post
    Your best bet with pizza is finding a gluten free crust/crust mix or a place that sells gluten free pizza.
    Yes but as mentioned before it doesn't taste half as good and is super expensive!

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    Well, yeah. Not all gluten free things taste bad or different, but not all of them are the same.

    That's the hardest part about eating gluten free. It's actually pretty easy to find the foods to do it; it's the giving things up that sucks.
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    We have a ton of gluten free pizza options where I live. I've never tried them because I don't need to, but I have made low carb pizza for myself that was delicious. Definitely not the same as good ol' fashioned pizza, but delicious in its own way. Maybe try making one for yourself? I feel like so many people are gluten free these days that it shouldn't be too hard to find some great gluten free recipes.

    Gluten Free Goddess has a pizza recipe that looks promising: Best Gluten-Free Pizza Crust, Gluten-Free Goddess Style |Gluten-Free Goddess® Recipes

    She claims that "this one doesn't suck" which is a ringing endorsement, I think.

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    This youtube cookin channel,Rule of Yum, has a lot of gluten free recipes. Although most of them do require a lot of cooking, there are a few that don't require baking/cooking.

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