Welcome one and all to the first edition to
The Clock Town Times
Today's feature is:
Rampant Racism! One Deku Scrub's struggle to be accepted.
This reporter went undercover as a young Deku Scrub, and the results were astounding. There was racism everywhere I went! From children to dogs. Even the town guards. They said it was for my own good, because I was only a child and had no weapon, but what if I needed to get home to the swamp to see my parents? They wouldn't let me leave town without them! There seems to be something wrong with the system. They let Deku Children in, but they won't let them out.
Using a certain mask that allows me to speak with animals, I found even the town dog had a negative opinion on the Deku kind. "Ruff-ruff!" he began. "Where did that Deku Scrub go? When I see his face, I get all riled up!" This attitude is shameful and disgraceful to those poor Deku. They already suffer a weakness to water and fire, they don't have much going for them. They certainly don't need to face daily prejudice.
I approached a group of youngsters, hoping to join their ranks and make friends. I assisted the leader by popping a balloon. He told me if I played hide and seek with him, he would let me join him and his follow children. Would this be our Deku Scrubs chance at friends?
It wasn't. In a sad display of racism, this is the response I received: mqdefault.jpg
Jim: You're pretty good for a Deku Scrub! If only you were human... Then I could give you an original Bomber's Notebook and make you a member... What do you guys think?"
Entourage of youngsters: No way! No Scrubs!
Jim: I guess not... Once, we let some kid who wasn't human join our gang, and boy did we ever regret it!
So there you have it. Rejected by children because of the actions of one non-human. That would be like if we refused to talk to asians because that one Asian guy mugged someone while eating a bucket of fried chicken and some watermelon. That is what the Asians are known for, right? In any case, it is wrong, and sad to see that the people of Clock Town are raising their pets and their children to be full of hate.
Mask Feature!
Today we are going to learn about the Keaton Mask!
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The purpose of the Keaton Mask is to summon a Keaton. This can be found in areas where you slice the bushes and the bushes start to run away. After they all disappear, a Keaton will appear before you!
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Keaton asks Link five multiple choice questions about the game. Keaton can only be summoned once in a 3 day period and there are 30 questions total. If you answer them all correctly, you receive a piece of heart!
Kafei (who we will see more on in a minute) wears this mask to keep his identity a secret.
In order to obtain the mask, you have to deliver a letter from Anju, the Innkeeper, to Kafei. There will be more on this in the Let's Play. After that, you have to visit Kafei's hideout at around 1:00 PM on the Final Day, and receive it from the Man from the Curiosity Shop.
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The Stalker Report!
Speaking of Kafei, today we go undercover and stalk the illusive Kafei himself! Remember, this is without doing the pertinant sidequests, which will be featured in the Let's Play.
Day 1:
6 am: Kafei is spotted at the Mailbox by the Laundry Pool. Equip Bunny Hood as disguise.
6:30 am: Kafei deposits letter, runs back to the Laundry Pool. I try to chase him down, but he refuses to talk with me.
7:15 am: He goes in to the doorway in the Laundry Pool. Try to open door, but it is locked.
8 am: Ring the nearby bell. Kafei exits. Run over to talk, he retreats inside.
1:50 pm: Accidentally roll in to bell. Kafei exits once again. Run over to the door, attempting to beat him in, fail.
4 pm: Read sign over bell. It says "No Solicitors -- Curiosity Shop"
6 pm: Find myself with musical company.
Day 2:
6 am: Try door, still locked.
9 am: Get bored and push frog in the water. Watch it jump up and down.
1:43 pm: Anju enters the Laundry Pool and sits on the bench, looking sad.
2:30 pm: Speak to Anju. She asks is I've seen a man. She puts on a mask that is made to resemble him. She tells me he disappeared with his wedding ceremony mask. She tells me she is afraid to face him in case he left because of her.
2:30 pm: Anju cries.
2:40 pm: Ring bell. Kafei exits, but there is no scene. He and Anju don't appear to notice each other.
3:15 pm: Anju leaves, sadly.
6:00 pm: Once again find myself with musical company. I try the door again, still locked.
Day 3:
6 am: Try the door again, still locked. Ring the bell, no one exits.
6 pm: Still locked.
Please feel free to suggest what should be featured in the next Clock Town Times!