The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug

[Freya]

HE SO IS TO.

It was adorable. Just suspend your Tolkien bible thumping love for a bit and just pay attention to how adorable it was! You'll come to my side soon.

[blackmage_nuke]

Rubbing Kingsfoil into arrow wounds is the First Base of middle earth

[Shorty]

HE SO IS TO.

It was adorable. Just suspend your Tolkien bible thumping love for a bit and just pay attention to how adorable it was! You'll come to my side soon.

Can't do it. Tauriel was the worst. The lovestory was the worst and the weakest thing ever. Keep your filthy hobbit/elves mixed breeding because I don't want it.

[Elskidor]

The hottest dwarf has to go to Balin.

[Ayen]

also what are you talking about action there was no action. It was 100% action-less.

Stop sleeping at the theater.

Oh, you're talking about the dwarf/elf. Continue.

[Freya]

You are just a romance hater, Shorty. You can't love a little adorable romance. You are so cold hearted. You're such a Sauron.

[Shorty]

It is because I love romance that I do not approve of this one because it is weaksauce at best. I would refer you to the slew of couples that I just listed out and their movies to quantify what constitutes a romance.

[Freya]

It's cute. You are just a racist. You think dwarves should be with dwarves and elves with elves. You hate interracial couples. THAT'S WRONG SARAH.

[Shorty]

#ad hominem #deflecting this issue #isthiseoeo

[Freya]

[Shorty]

THERE IS SOMETHING ON HIS NOSE WHAT IS IT SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A TISSUE

[blackmage_nuke]

Where would they live? Tauriel would want to live in the woods and Kili would want to live in the mountains.

[Ayen]

The sky is going to swallow Kili up.

[The Man]

Couldn't they live in forested mountains? Seems the most obvious solution.

[Shorty]

Who do you think you are, Freed? You think you can just come traipsing in with your logic to solve this debacle?