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    Sarah, enough with the hate! Just love! Love the love!

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    I hope it turns out Tauriel only wants him for his 1/14th of a mountain of gold and when they discover her betrayal it only serves to strengthen the bond between Fili and Kili when Fili offers to share his 1/14th with the goldless Kili. Brotherly love forever!
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!

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    Well, if you imagine a dwarf and elf having sex that is pretty awkward. Considering how dwarf hands and feet are though I bet Kili is more hung than Legolas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freya View Post
    Dude hot dwarfxelf action.
    There's no hot DwarfxElf action. They brushed fingers for all of two seconds. Good lord, how lonely are you? xD Bolg had more action with Legolas when he put his arms around him to choke him.... mmm, hot ElfxOrc action, now you're talking.

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    I'm sorry but if you didn't think that the girl elf getting with the dwarf was cute then we can't be friends.

    And yes I've read the book and no I don't care so all of you guys can go sit in the corner with your No Fun Allowed signs.

    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    There's no hot DwarfxElf action. They brushed fingers for all of two seconds.
    Exactly, and that's why they're getting shipped. That's how OTPs work. The less action the better so people can fill in with fanfic. xD
    Last edited by Pike; 01-07-2014 at 10:25 AM.

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    Kili is a strong independant dwarf man who dont need no woman
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!

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    Fili and his smurfing knives is the single greatest thing in that movie tbh

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    hahaha this confersation is Golden

    im suporting you, freya

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    This was just released on dvd & blu ray. I missed it in theaters, so I finally got to see it! I loved it.

    Tauriel x Kili allllll day. Off with your head, Sarah.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Freya View Post
    HE SO IS TO.

    It was adorable. Just suspend your Tolkien bible thumping love for a bit and just pay attention to how adorable it was! You'll come to my side soon.
    Yeah, no. This is a butchery of Tolkien's work. It hasn't earned the right to call itself The Hobbit.

    Dwarves and Elves do not get along. Legolas and Gimli's friendship was the first amicable relations the races had had in literally millenia. The Three Runners were an absolute first in all the ages of the world.

    There was no reason invent Tauriel for the film (or, for that matter, to have three films in the first place). Inserting the "romance" was just further nonsense.

    Heck, even as an original character, she's pretty awful. "Let's make a new character to have a female character, and her sole purpose will be 'deep insights' and a taboo romantic relationship". In other words, every bad OC in every fanfiction piece ever.
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    It's all gonna be okay.

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    NO IT WONT

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    Got the DVD a couple of days back. My Lord of the Rings movie collection is now complete until the next film.

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    Skyblade, your opinion is wrong again. It's okay. Just enjoy the sexiness of kilo and it'll be okay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    hot ElfxOrc action
    Well, depending on which school of Orc origin you subscribe to, this isn't that remarkable.

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