Quoting TV shows IRL

[Hollycat]

Go into the chat room and quote anything monty python or doctor who related and a conversation will ensue.

I quote animes all the time, especially to people who I know wont understand it.

A few weeks ago a friend of mine was depressed about school and I told him:
"Don't believe in yourself. Believe in the me that believes in you."

Then I helped him with math.

[I Took the Red Pill]

My friend and I frequently have the following exchange:

"Are ya...are ya gonna eat that stapler?"

"Mr Griffin, you can't eat a stapler."

"Wanna spliiiiiit it?"

I'd say a good 6% of our conversations are quotes from the first three seasons of family guy.

"Of course, now I know it wasn't a cheeseburger, but at that time, I was ready to believe anything."

[Shorty]

oh my god haha you've opened up the realm of family guy and american dad

A friend of mine and I would always say, "thinking bout'cha sideburns?" whenever either of us looked contemplative.

edit: Metalocalypse is a common one between my sister and our group of friends. Hail Satan!

[Raistlin]

My junior and senior year at college was pretty much one never-ending South Park reference. My roommates and I would quote it frequently, and conversations would not uncommonly spiral off into back-and-fourth South Park quotes.

[Jowy]

<a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SpihGKmYgY>That's the way she goes.</a>

[Calliope]

Sometimes when I think about writing, I think "You racka disciprine!"

[Scotty_ffgamer]

I constantly told my old roommate "Have you tried turning it off and on again" anytime he came to me with computer issues. He'd never do it, though. He always told me he thought it wouldn't help.

[Lonely Paper Star]

Another thing: because of South Park's recent episodes, some of my friends and I keep saying "bandoru" instead of "bundle" and keep singing Kenny's princess theme song, as well as SP's version of the GoT theme song.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

Whenever I quote a TV show the person I'm talking to is always in on the joke and they say it back.

"Tonight's the night" from Dexter.

Also "sshht" when the Dog Whisperer tries to calm dogs down and does that sort of hush noise.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

When someone is arguing with me.

"I'll do what I want, when I want, and I how want. And no mummy is going to tell me what to do!"

[Heath]

Someone was moaning about contractors the other day and I wondered if they agreed with Ron Swanson on this topic. They did.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I've never said this out loud but it's too hilarious not to share.

Community - just pretend like you're asleep

[escobert]

A Charlie quote or Trailer Park Boys quote comes up only daily at work.

[Rantz]

Give me all the eggs and bacon you have.

[Miriel]

All the time: