Quoting TV shows IRL

[Jinx]

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Last night I was at my family's Christmas celebration, and my aunt asked me if I wanted to build a chocolate house. I was seriously confused, so I said, "I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."

[Jessweeee♪]

Me and my friends sometimes have entire conversations made up only of Community quotes.

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[Shorty]

Rantz and I quote The Office fairly regularly in conversation. ie, he will say "yeppers" and I will say "what did I tell you about 'yeppers'" and it will go from there xD

"Hey everyone, I'm taking off my pants!" is a commonly used quote from That 70's Show in my household. When my mom asks me why I'm making the face I'm making, I pull a Nick Miller from New Girl and say, "This is my only face! I don't have a lot of faces!" And like Jinx, I will use some from Arrested Development, "If that's a veiled criticism about me, I won't hear it, and I won't respond to it," and "I've made a huge mistake."

And a lot more of The Office and Archer. A lot of Archer.

Can we do movies? We need a movie quotes thread.

edit: I forgot Aqua Teen. "Now you listen to me, you coozed up gypsy!"

[RocketMBA]

The kids can call him Hoju.

[noxious.sunshine]

GOD. There was this one Grill Master (he moved up to Kitchen Manager while I was there).. He was awesome and hilarious and I kinda had a crush on him..

He was -always- saying "That's what she said" to everything. He'd be like "I can't get this in there. It don't fit" (talking about the fabric "wet floor" sign with plastic bars to hold it up that folds up & goes into a holder on the wall) and immediately .. "OOOOOHhhhh.. That's what she said."

My boyfriend did the *knockknockknock* Penny *knockknockknock* Penny thing, but said "Sergeant" instead to his superior at work. lol

[Scotty_ffgamer]

"Ow, my heart!" Tina from Bob's Burgers. This is probably the one I say the most. I used to consistently quote The Office, but it's been a long time since I've done that.

[Jinx]

Another thing I quote: Tim and Eric. All the time. I find that there's always a relevant quote from that show. The one it seems I use the most is when Denmark says "Fair enough." and I end up of singing the words back to him to the tune of 'Silver Bells'.

Denmark and I often quote Portlandia. The way that Carrie says "aw" during the dumpster diving skit. We say aw like that all the time, and if one of us says aw, we'll repeat it several times to sound like her.

[Shorty]

I forgot 30 Rock! Liz Lemon is the reason I said "nerds" as often as I do.

[CimminyCricket]

your authority is not recognized in fort kick ass - me to my wife

[Shorty]

What is that from xD

[CimminyCricket]

i'm disappointed in you



it's from archer


also i meant kickass not bad ass

[Shorty]

Some of the seasons I have not seen! I am not anrcher expert!

[Calliope]

And that's the end of that chapter!

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

'Shiny'

and

'Some people juggle geese'

but most of all

'Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!'

Thats about it. I don't watch enough of other shows to really remember them. My memory is defective if I haven't seen it multiple times.

[Lonely Paper Star]

I often say, both online and irl, "This is wrinkling my brain." And sometimes I find myself humming Michael Haggins' "Daybreak" ... it's not a quote, but it's just a Community thing I get stuck in my head.

I also like to say, "you poor summer child."