December 2013 Ciddies Speeches thread!

[Freya]

WIPE AWAY THOSE TEARS PRINCESSES! It's time to give your speech! Okay well you haven't won anything yet but we need to introduce our readers to the candidates before hand! So that's where speeches come into play.

Preferably, we wont want you writing a speech you're nominated in. But if it comes down to it, if we don't have any speeches for whatever award, I may let you do it if you're nominated for it.

We'll have some color coordination for productivity sake.

Red = unclaimed
Yellow = in progress
Green = all done!

Now how you write the speech is up to you of course. You can list off the nominated members and give brief blurbs or you can give a speech about the award itself, it's all up to you! We just want em done! PM all speeches to me, Freya. Once I receive and we make sure itlooks all pretty hey it's an editor thing alright?. I'll toss them to Award Princess so we can get this show on the road! If you will be active during the actual revelations and want to post the speech yourself, just send a message about that as well and we'll coordinate with the Pretty Princess Cid!

1. Best Member - Scottysoctsman
1a. Best Female
1b. Best Male - protato
2. Best Administrator/Developer -qwerty
3. Best Cid’s Knight -Psy
4. Best Editor -Jiro
5. Best Veteran
6. Best Regular
7. Best Newbie -Jiro
8. Sexiest Member -neocracker
9. Cutest Member
10. Best Custom Rank
11. Best Avatar/Signature Set -Shion
12. Best Artist -jiro
13. Best Writer
14. Best General Forums Poster - Shion
15. Best Final Fantasy Forums Poster - Shion
16. Best Thread Maker
17. Best Blogger/Article Writer
18. Best #eoff Chatter - Shion
19. Best Thread - shion
20. Best Post - shion
21. Best Article/Article Series
22. Happiest Member - Protato
23. Wittiest Member
24. Scariest Member - Shion
25. Drunkest Member - noxy
26. Most Honest Member - Jiro
27. Most Ladylike Member -psy
28. Most Heroic Member - neocracker
29. Most Dramatic Member - Jiro
30. Most Knowledgeable Member -Jiro
31. Most Emotional Member -shion
32. Most Missed Member - Jiro
33. Most Helpful Member -Jiro
34. Biggest EoFF Nerd
35. Cutest Couple - Locky


Most Likely To...


36. Be the Next Cid’s Knight or Editor -Shion
37. Get Banned - Jiro
38. Win a Ciddie for the very first time -Jiro
39. Rule EoFF with an iron fist -Jiro
40. Overthrow #39 - del
41. Ride Naked on a Wrecking Ball -Shiny
42. Get a 5 Star Wanted level -sharknado
43. Start secretly cooking up Meth - Shiny
44. Be the Pretty Princess -Jinx (get it, it's halfway done? eh you get it.)
45. Be the Wicked Villain - Protato
46. Regularly Google themselves - Calliope
47. Be the first in line for Final Fantasy XIII-4: Snow’s Big Comeback -aulayna
48. Have been behind the Government Shut Down - Jiro
49. Be Ash and Pikachu - Jiro
50. Duel each other to the death -shion
So who wants to do some work?

[NeoCracker]

I'm claiming Most Heroic. With my usual category not listed this year, I have instead devised a wonderfully great speech that, oddly enough, will fit nicely with that one.

[Shiny]

I'll take #41 please and #43.

[Freya]

I've got guys marked down! Still tons more up for grabs!

[Night Fury]

I always try to write a speech and I've done the last two Cutest Couple. So put me as a maybe for it unless someone else reaaaaaalllly wants to do it!

[NeoCracker]

...Some days I wonder if I make my speeches to long.

[Freya]

Locky, I'm gonna put you down for it but you're nommed in it! So i'll let it slide MAYBE

[Shiny]

There is a very special thing I am going to do with #41. EoFF has been warned.

[Freya]

Uh oh! Now i'm curious. I get to see it first woo!

[Jiro]

Let's start with these:

48. Been Behind the Government Shutdown
39. Rule EoFF with an Iron Fist
33. Most Helpful
32. Most Missed
30. Most Knowledgeable Member
7. Best Newbie

[Night Fury]

I was in it last time and wrote it

And I only said maybe because I don't know if I'm really allowed, being the host an all, but I do love writing these speeches.. so WHAT DO?!

[NeoCracker]

...Okay I swear I don't go in intending to make my speeches this freakin' long. XD


Edit:
...I could not fit it into a single PM.

[Jiro]

Sent in 48 and 39. I'll work on some more tomorrow. I also have a really great idea for 49 so I'm gonna go ahead and claim that one too.

[Pumpkin]

I'll take 11, 14, 15 and 18. When are these due?

[Spuuky]

Sent in 48 and 39. I'll work on some more tomorrow. I also have a really great idea for 49 so I'm gonna go ahead and claim that one too.

This had better be slash fanfiction about Ash and Pikachu being lovers.